Reasons I Don't Like SH3 - Page 3

Weiss Pinguin · 05-02-10, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

I don't know about Krashkart, but I shaved this weekend.

Kpt. Lehmann · 05-02-10, 06:10 PM

@Weiss Pinguin,

Frau Kaleun has been shaving her chest again.

Kpt. Lehmann · 05-02-10, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

SH3 blows goats! Especially that GWX thingy.

Reasons I don't like SH3:

1.) It doesn't have any bunny-launching rocket launchers.

2.) No sticky bombs!

3.) It does not require a constant intarwebs connection.

4.) The graphics are too realistic. Why didn't the devs use eye-pleasing ASCII instead??

5.) IT'S MOD-ABLE! Good games cannot be changed in any way. At all. Period.

6.) It does not dispense beer, even though there is a case of beer clearly visible in the radio compartment!

7.) It doesn't leave me with much to complain about. Except now.

8.) My computer can actually run it. Good games cannot be run on a computer that I can afford!
9.) It takes up less than 8GB of hard drive space.

10.) There's only nine reasons to dislike it.

Good morning, SUBSIM!

I don't like SH3 because it doesn't end in 1942.

frau kaleun · 05-02-10, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Kpt. Lehmann

@Weiss Pinguin,

Frau Kaleun has been shaving her chest again.

You know, when they said the Kriegsmarine would make a man out of me, I thought they were only joking...

KL-alfman · 05-03-10, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Kpt. Lehmann

I don't like SH3 because it doesn't end in 1942.

but chances are great to get the last years of war as DLC we will happily pay for!

krashkart · 05-03-10, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by KL-alfman

but chances are great to get the last years of war as DLC we will happily pay for!

I'll pay for it with hair. *shave shave shave* My legs'll be smoother than frau kaleun's, I'm sure of it.

Happy Soon-To-Be-1000th post, KL-alfman!

KL-alfman · 05-03-10, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

I'll pay for it with hair. *shave shave shave* My legs'll be smoother than frau kaleun's, I'm sure of it.

Happy Soon-To-Be-1000th post, KL-alfman!

and what about nose, ears, back??

p.s: thx for congrats!

frau kaleun · 05-03-10, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by KL-alfman

and what about nose, ears, back??

Don't forget the Brazilian wax.

Weiss Pinguin · 05-03-10, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Don't forget the Brazilian wax.

Jimbuna · 05-03-10, 04:10 PM

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