I want a Realistic Toilet - Page 3

Kpt. Lehmann · 12-28-09, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Hitman

Time for modding, Open Toilett Mod here we come!!

Blood_splat · 12-28-09, 12:21 PM

You guys and your toilet fetishes.

danurve · 12-28-09, 02:49 PM

Just wizz in the bilge like a good 3.0 sailor.

gimpy117 · 12-28-09, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by capthelm

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ts-XC7CpH9M/Rm...w/S3010527.JPG uboat XXI lavy

and what was the point of making me see that?

ps. I've seen worse in person

d@rk51d3 · 12-28-09, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by capthelm

fart noises taking a dump we need the audio effect as well , having the runs at sea. lol

Or a voice that says "I'm in here!" every time you approach the door.

PL_Andrev · 12-28-09, 03:16 PM

Anyone remember the "Duke Nukem 3D"? There was a possibility of using the toilet - with no impact on the game but it was very funny.

I wonder whether this option will ship pollution by chlorine (defective batteries, and leaks), moisture (long time submerged), the smell of urine (blocked toilet on high depths). It could be done by the colors of the air:
green - chlorine
yellow - the smell of urine
white - moisture
If submarine longer stays in the deep then the color of the air is stronger and stronger...

Moisture:

Urine:

Chloride:

Do you feel the need to emergency surface your ship now?

12-28-09, 06:00 PM

i just want to know what the penalty is going to be for forgetting to flush and is there going to be any additional penalty for stinking up the place

THE_MASK · 12-28-09, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by capthelm

fart noises taking a dump we need the audio effect as well , having the runs at sea. lol

I did a sh3 sound mod years ago included farting noises .
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/show...ghlight=sobers

Sailor Steve · 12-29-09, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by BigBANGtheory

Its also practically a cult in fps as its the one thing you can compare game to game.

That's enough to make me not want it. I avoid FPS games like the plague.

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Having taps you can turn on/off, a mirror, light switch, flushable toilet it all adds to the realism. No one likes to see a door you cannot open in an environment supposed aiming to be realistic.

Flushing the toilet in a submarine is a major operation - much more than just pushing a handle. Do you also want the part where you wait in line for five other guys before you can use the one toilet available? Do you also want to see the part where the toilet is locked while in battle, as mentioned before, and see the guys going in a pot in the control room?

Do you also want to see people puking while the depth charges are falling all around? I don't.

Reece · 12-29-09, 02:43 AM

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Do you also want to see people puking while the depth charges are falling all around?

Yep! nice idea Steve!!

ichso · 12-29-09, 03:38 AM

Since it was out I skipped reading this thread because I was sure it was only a joke. Now that I actually read it out of curiosity ... there are really people serious about this idea, huh

BigBANGtheory · 12-29-09, 05:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

That's enough to make me not want it. I avoid FPS games like the plague.

We have seen from the SH5 trailer part of the game being played out in FPS, like it or not there is a comparison and cross over between genres.

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Flushing the toilet in a submarine is a major operation - much more than just pushing a handle. Do you also want the part where you wait in line for five other guys before you can use the one toilet available? Do you also want to see the part where the toilet is locked while in battle, as mentioned before, and see the guys going in a pot in the control room?

Do you also want to see people puking while the depth charges are falling all around? I don't.

Gosh so many questions, but in all seriousness what I expect to see is it being there as part of the environment, I dont expect the Captain to use it (functionally) I would like to see crew members entering and leaving
the compartment. When in use I would like to see the door closed and an in use light on (just like in Das Boot).

The main point then is it should be there as part of the environment.

JScones · 12-29-09, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

That's enough to make me not want it. I avoid FPS games like the plague.

Hope you haven't pre-ordered SH5 then...

AVGWarhawk · 12-29-09, 09:18 AM

Will this do?

Lord Justice · 12-29-09, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Do you also want the part where you wait in line for five other guys

No thank you, Give me the seedy ladys anyday, to be sure Sir Sailor, you know these matters better than i.

Good Day.

12-28-09, 02:49 PM	#33
danurve The Old Man Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 1,481 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 3	Just wizz in the bilge like a good 3.0 sailor. __________________

12-28-09, 03:16 PM	#36
PL_Andrev Grey Wolf Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 995 Downloads: 91 Uploads: 0	Anyone remember the "Duke Nukem 3D"? There was a possibility of using the toilet - with no impact on the game but it was very funny. I wonder whether this option will ship pollution by chlorine (defective batteries, and leaks), moisture (long time submerged), the smell of urine (blocked toilet on high depths). It could be done by the colors of the air: green - chlorine yellow - the smell of urine white - moisture If submarine longer stays in the deep then the color of the air is stronger and stronger... Moisture: Urine: Chloride: Do you feel the need to emergency surface your ship now? __________________

12-29-09, 03:38 AM	#41
ichso Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Germany's oldest city alive Posts: 1,066 Downloads: 57 Uploads: 0	Since it was out I skipped reading this thread because I was sure it was only a joke. Now that I actually read it out of curiosity ... there are really people serious about this idea, huh __________________ My Subskins: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=164169

12-29-09, 09:18 AM	#44
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,266 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Will this do? __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

12-28-09, 12:21 PM	#32
Blood_splat Samurai Navy Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Beneath the waves Posts: 568 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	You guys and your toilet fetishes.

12-28-09, 06:00 PM	#37
Webster Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	i just want to know what the penalty is going to be for forgetting to flush and is there going to be any additional penalty for stinking up the place