Did you know you can break your penis? - Page 3

Jimbuna · 03-26-08, 07:47 AM

A lollipop stick will make a fine splint :p

Or buy one of these:

HunterICX · 03-26-08, 07:52 AM

ow for f......Jim!

this thread is really going the silly dirrection :rotfl:

HunterICX

Tchocky · 03-26-08, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Letum

Well, I have seen bulls snap after getting a little over enthusiastic with a cow.
I would guess humans can snap the same way.

...errr.....not with a cow that is.

Dig up, stupid!

Letum · 03-26-08, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Tchocky

Quote:

Originally Posted by Letum

Well, I have seen bulls snap after getting a little over enthusiastic with a cow.
I would guess humans can snap the same way.

...errr.....not with a cow that is.

Dig up, stupid!

?? What now?

*edit*
*googles*
ahhh!

Kipparikalle · 03-26-08, 11:02 AM

THIS. IS. INTERNETS!

Remember when beastiality was supposed to be discusting?
Me neither...fap fap fap fap...

Tchocky · 03-26-08, 12:08 PM

We've got it easy, compared to giant squid.

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But males get round their inferior size by being endowed with a particularly long penis, which means they can inject the female without having to get too close to her chomping beak

Kratos · 03-26-08, 02:12 PM

It dont break!!!!!!...Iv'e been trying for years to break it

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Jimbuna · 03-26-08, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Kratos

It dont break!!!!!!...Iv'e been trying for years to break it

:rotfl: :rotfl:

You need more than 3 inches before it's possible to break it :rotfl:

Trex · 03-26-08, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Blacklight

What the hell are these poor guys doing that they SNAP it !?!

Just miscue, especially with her on top. Don't count on getting much sympathy from the ambulance crew, either.

Kratos · 03-26-08, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

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Originally Posted by Kratos

It dont break!!!!!!...Iv'e been trying for years to break it

:rotfl: :rotfl:

You need more than 3 inches before it's possible to break it :rotfl:

you wouldn't like it as a wart on yer face :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sonarman · 03-26-08, 05:40 PM

Another nasty one is "Testicular torsion" where your balls get twisted, a serious medical emergency than can result in the cutting of blood flow to the spheres and potentially rapid gangrenation!... Not to give you nightmares or anything!

Jimbuna · 03-26-08, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Kratos

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

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Originally Posted by Kratos

It dont break!!!!!!...Iv'e been trying for years to break it

:rotfl: :rotfl:

You need more than 3 inches before it's possible to break it :rotfl:

you wouldn't like it as a wart on yer face :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

What!!

and look like you.....no chance

mrbeast · 03-26-08, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Sonarman

Another nasty one is "Testicular torsion" where your balls get twisted, a serious medical emergency than can result in the cutting of blood flow to the spheres and potentially rapid gangrenation!... Not to give you nightmares or anything!

Don't mention testicular torsions!

All I shall say is VERY VERY painfull!

Monica Lewinsky · 03-26-08, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by mrbeast

Don't mention testicular torsions!
All I shall say is VERY VERY painfull!

I solved my problems by buying the Nut Bra.
Best money I ever spent.
Here's the commercial in case you want to order one:

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/nut-bra.wmv

mrbeast · 03-26-08, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Monica Lewinsky

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrbeast

Don't mention testicular torsions!
All I shall say is VERY VERY painfull!

I solved my problems by buying the Nut Bra.
Best money I ever spent.
Here's the commercial in case you want to order one:

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/nut-bra.wmv

:rotfl: :rotfl:

03-26-08, 07:47 AM	#31
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,481 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A lollipop stick will make a fine splint :p Or buy one of these: __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-26-08, 07:52 AM	#32
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03-26-08, 02:12 PM	#37
Kratos Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,267 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	It dont break!!!!!!...Iv'e been trying for years to break it :rotfl: :rotfl: __________________

03-26-08, 05:40 PM	#41
Sonarman The Old Man Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Ayr,Scotland,UK Posts: 1,392 Downloads: 79 Uploads: 0	Another nasty one is "Testicular torsion" where your balls get twisted, a serious medical emergency than can result in the cutting of blood flow to the spheres and potentially rapid gangrenation!... Not to give you nightmares or anything! __________________ "The action is simulated...the excitement is real!" Microprose Simulation Software.

03-26-08, 11:02 AM	#35
Kipparikalle Samurai Navy Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Finland Posts: 580 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	THIS. IS. INTERNETS! Remember when beastiality was supposed to be discusting? Me neither...fap fap fap fap...