A Song to use on the wife of a subsimmer

Kapitan_Phillips · 03-13-08, 12:07 PM

Hands off, dont touch
Thats the ballast key
I dont ask for much
So dont sink me

I know its fun
To play around
Where's my gun
I just ran aground

I love you baby
You know by now
But I'm in the navy
Ship off the bow

What the hell
Did you press?
I hear a bell
You best confess

Wait a sec
There's a plane
All hands on deck?
You're insane

You're a treasure trove
You know what to do
My boat just dove
So I love you!

Frau_Phillips · 03-13-08, 12:44 PM

Dowly · 03-13-08, 01:08 PM

Get A Room!

Jimbuna · 03-13-08, 01:17 PM

Better still.....share the captains bunk

STEED · 03-13-08, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

Get A Room!

Could this be a declaration of war. :hmm:

Or

Respenus · 03-13-08, 01:29 PM

No offence meant to the Phillips couple, yet I do agree with Dowly, even though he might have said it with a tad of sarcasm, I stay wholeheartedly behind what I'm going to say.

The forums, or any other kind of online contact that involves more people that the person meant to receive the kind post, should be RID of all such things. If you both have internet, use Skype or some kind of messenger. If you want your "thing" to be "public", then please, find a more appropriate spot.

Kapitan_Phillips · 03-13-08, 02:02 PM

Its aimed at the general Subsim community, not just at Frau_Phillips, thus the thread title.

If I'd wanted to send her something I'd use PM or MSN.

03-13-08, 12:07 PM	#1
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	A Song to use on the wife of a subsimmer Hands off, dont touch Thats the ballast key I dont ask for much So dont sink me I know its fun To play around Where's my gun I just ran aground I love you baby You know by now But I'm in the navy Ship off the bow What the hell Did you press? I hear a bell You best confess Wait a sec There's a plane All hands on deck? You're insane You're a treasure trove You know what to do My boat just dove So I love you! __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into. Last edited by Kapitan_Phillips; 03-13-08 at 03:54 PM.

03-13-08, 12:44 PM	#2
Frau_Phillips Machinist's Mate Join Date: May 2007 Location: The wrong side of the ocean Posts: 122 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	__________________

03-13-08, 01:17 PM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Better still.....share the captains bunk __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-13-08, 01:29 PM	#6
Respenus Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,169 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	No offence meant to the Phillips couple, yet I do agree with Dowly, even though he might have said it with a tad of sarcasm, I stay wholeheartedly behind what I'm going to say. The forums, or any other kind of online contact that involves more people that the person meant to receive the kind post, should be RID of all such things. If you both have internet, use Skype or some kind of messenger. If you want your "thing" to be "public", then please, find a more appropriate spot. __________________

03-13-08, 02:02 PM	#7
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	Its aimed at the general Subsim community, not just at Frau_Phillips, thus the thread title. If I'd wanted to send her something I'd use PM or MSN. __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

03-13-08, 01:08 PM	#3
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,052 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	Get A Room!