Whac-A-Squirrel - Page 298

Eichhörnchen · 12-18-23, 07:31 PM

Rained off! Due to unforseen circumstances Santa's bulging sack will, regrettably, have to be emptied later - maybe next week sometime

It will be back - even bigger and better for not being rushed - new start time to be announced

Jimbuna · 12-19-23, 06:30 AM

WHAC!!

Aktungbby · 01-24-24, 12:37 PM

https://nationaltoday.com/squirrel-appreciation-day/ In honor of which, i've altered my sig slightly so as not to plagiarize Einstein unduly! And to honor the critters that dwell in my palm tree and 'bark' at me every AM while retrieving the Wall Street Journal in the driveway...going on 32 years!

ET2SN · 02-04-24, 08:50 PM

A well-fed squirrel..

.. is tougher to whack.

Eichhörnchen · 02-06-24, 02:08 PM

^ I need to show this to the official club nutritionist, Skybird

ET2SN · 02-06-24, 04:08 PM

Now, that is a chonky squirrel.

I learned something new today.

Squirrels should NOT be fed a steady diet of nuts.
In late fall and winter its OK because they need the blubber (if living outside and not in a trailer park).

So, the next time you plan to sit on a park bench- bring some tofu and kale.

Also bad for squirrels- vape pens.

ET2SN · 02-07-24, 01:57 PM

And, for goodness sake, play SMART.

This woman is obviously an EXPERT. You can tell by all the tats on her arm and the smart watch that SHE KNOWS THE SCORE.

Eichhörnchen · 02-07-24, 05:40 PM

ET2SN · 02-07-24, 07:09 PM

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ol6pNOkvEqI

Squirrels are closely related to badgers...

Eichhörnchen · 08-22-24, 01:21 PM

Current plan is to launch this barely seaworthy vessel once again at 12:00 British Summer Time (11:00 GMT) tomorrow night - Friday. Please refer to the rules in this link - any participants who themselves go by the name of Dick or Richard etc. should report to me before the start time in order to collect protective clothing

https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho...postcount=3416

Eisenwurst · 08-23-24, 05:56 AM

Revved up and ready to go....

Jimbuna · 08-23-24, 05:58 AM

Thread lock in one, two, three

Eichhörnchen · 08-23-24, 07:59 AM

"It'll be better than the Olympics, this!"

Eichhörnchen · 08-23-24, 09:08 AM

STEED: "Why did you decide upon Whack A Dick for this competition? Why now and why not choose something topical, as you often do?"

E: Well, we could've done the King's coronation but I thought that might be a bit disrespectful. In any case, we did do the Royal Wedding back in 2018 so we had all the horses and pageantry and stuff for that - and we all know how that's gone since. We could've done the Olympics but I didn't want to jinx that too. As it turned out they had the Bearded Lady so they didn't need me.

STEED: "So what's this with the squirrel badge - what's that all about?"

E: I often get asked this one. It's an optional thing - if you're on my friends list then you're in the club. Well not THAT club - I'll always deny it. It's just that the ones who show the badge, well they're often the real nutters - they're the ones you need to watch out for, especially Catfish.

STEED: "One final question - are you definitely mentally stable? I mean is the cheese still fully on the cracker?"

E: Right I'm off - I've got important work to do!

Aktungbby · 08-23-24, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

You can have 1000 for your cheek, young man

whack!(C'MON! 2points)

12-18-23, 07:31 PM	#4456
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,899 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Postponement Rained off! Due to unforseen circumstances Santa's bulging sack will, regrettably, have to be emptied later - maybe next week sometime It will be back - even bigger and better for not being rushed - new start time to be announced __________________

12-19-23, 06:30 AM	#4457
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	WHAC!! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

01-24-24, 12:37 PM	#4458
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 28,579 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	It's Squirrel Appreciation Day! https://nationaltoday.com/squirrel-appreciation-day/ In honor of which, i've altered my sig slightly so as not to plagiarize Einstein unduly! And to honor the critters that dwell in my palm tree and 'bark' at me every AM while retrieving the Wall Street Journal in the driveway...going on 32 years! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness; and I'm not too sure about the Universe"

02-06-24, 02:08 PM	#4460
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,899 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	^ I need to show this to the official club nutritionist, Skybird __________________

02-07-24, 05:40 PM	#4463
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,899 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	__________________

02-04-24, 08:50 PM	#4459
ET2SN Ocean Warrior Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 2,545 Downloads: 59 Uploads: 0	A well-fed squirrel.. .. is tougher to whack.

02-06-24, 04:08 PM	#4461
ET2SN Ocean Warrior Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 2,545 Downloads: 59 Uploads: 0	Now, that is a chonky squirrel. I learned something new today. Squirrels should NOT be fed a steady diet of nuts. In late fall and winter its OK because they need the blubber (if living outside and not in a trailer park). So, the next time you plan to sit on a park bench- bring some tofu and kale. Also bad for squirrels- vape pens.

02-07-24, 01:57 PM	#4462
ET2SN Ocean Warrior Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 2,545 Downloads: 59 Uploads: 0	And, for goodness sake, play SMART. This woman is obviously an EXPERT. You can tell by all the tats on her arm and the smart watch that SHE KNOWS THE SCORE.

02-07-24, 07:09 PM	#4464
ET2SN Ocean Warrior Join Date: Oct 2017 Posts: 2,545 Downloads: 59 Uploads: 0	https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ol6pNOkvEqI Squirrels are closely related to badgers...

08-22-24, 01:21 PM	#4465
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,899 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Time once more for the ever-popular spinoff "Whack A Dick" Current plan is to launch this barely seaworthy vessel once again at 12:00 British Summer Time (11:00 GMT) tomorrow night - Friday. Please refer to the rules in this link - any participants who themselves go by the name of Dick or Richard etc. should report to me before the start time in order to collect protective clothing https://www.subsim.com/radioroom/sho...postcount=3416 __________________ Last edited by Eichhörnchen; 08-22-24 at 02:09 PM.

08-23-24, 05:56 AM	#4466
Eisenwurst Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,423 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	Revved up and ready to go.... __________________

08-23-24, 05:58 AM	#4467
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 184,161 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Thread lock in one, two, three __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim)

08-23-24, 07:59 AM	#4468
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,899 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Whack-off at 12:00 GMT (midnight tonight) "It'll be better than the Olympics, this!" __________________ Last edited by Eichhörnchen; 08-23-24 at 08:10 AM.

08-23-24, 09:08 AM	#4469
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 15,899 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Interview between STEED and Eichhörnchen STEED: "Why did you decide upon Whack A Dick for this competition? Why now and why not choose something topical, as you often do?" E: Well, we could've done the King's coronation but I thought that might be a bit disrespectful. In any case, we did do the Royal Wedding back in 2018 so we had all the horses and pageantry and stuff for that - and we all know how that's gone since. We could've done the Olympics but I didn't want to jinx that too. As it turned out they had the Bearded Lady so they didn't need me. STEED: "So what's this with the squirrel badge - what's that all about?" E: I often get asked this one. It's an optional thing - if you're on my friends list then you're in the club. Well not THAT club - I'll always deny it. It's just that the ones who show the badge, well they're often the real nutters - they're the ones you need to watch out for, especially Catfish. STEED: "One final question - are you definitely mentally stable? I mean is the cheese still fully on the cracker?" E: Right I'm off - I've got important work to do! __________________