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06-04-23, 05:14 AM | #4351 |
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An irish farmer sees a welsh farmer carrying 2 sheep under his arms, and asks, “are you gonna shear them?
.”No”.says the Welshman.. .”they”re both for me”.
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06-04-23, 05:15 AM | #4352 |
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Two Irish men talking in a bar, Mick and Paddy.
“So Paddy what’s your ringtone?” says Mick “I’ve never looked Mick but I would imagine it’s a light brown colour”.
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06-05-23, 05:39 AM | #4353 |
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A girl went to a doctors surgery with a Strawberry up her bottom, The doctor said I’ve got some “Cream” For that.
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06-05-23, 05:41 AM | #4354 |
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I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…
“Mr Cook?” “Yes,” I replied. “I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.” I said, “That’s ridiculous – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
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06-05-23, 03:22 PM | #4355 |
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My wife could not understand why I was mad at her for being lazy
"But, I haven't done anything!" she retorted
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06-06-23, 05:38 AM | #4356 |
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What’s green and smells like yellow paint?
Green Paint
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06-06-23, 05:56 AM | #4357 |
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Your Mom is so fat she needs a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.
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06-07-23, 07:47 AM | #4358 |
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What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
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06-07-23, 08:02 AM | #4359 |
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Did you hear about the first restaurant to open on the moon?
It had great food, but no atmosphere.
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06-07-23, 04:17 PM | #4360 |
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What is Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's
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06-08-23, 07:03 AM | #4361 |
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
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06-08-23, 07:04 AM | #4362 |
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.
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06-09-23, 06:51 AM | #4363 |
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Why should you never trust stairs?
They’re always up to something.
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06-09-23, 06:59 AM | #4364 |
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When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke?
When it becomes apparent.
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06-10-23, 12:19 AM | #4365 |
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An old married couple just learned how to text so the wife decides to send a romantic note and she writes:
"If you are eating send me a taste If you are drinking send me a sip If you are laughing send me a smile If you are asleep send me a dream" After a few minutes, the husband texts back; "I'm on the toilet, please advise." Magic
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