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10-08-18, 02:53 PM | #421 |
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Two pilots meet.
130 dead.
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10-08-18, 05:08 PM | #422 |
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OK. Down here there's a lot of people that don't like pickles on their burgers ( poor dears life's tough isn't it ) so they take them off and throw them on the roof!!!!! or other imaginative vandalism - stuck to windows, under tables, etc.
There was once a whole Big Mac wedged inside a porthole in a Nautical themed Maccas. I think the staff approved cause it was there for a whole year before it was cleaned up.
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10-10-18, 03:53 PM | #423 |
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My doctor called and told me he had some great news for me.
Evidently not only will his paper be published, but he will be naming the disease after me.
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10-11-18, 08:56 AM | #424 |
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Have you seen the chocolate?
Shortly.
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10-12-18, 01:51 PM | #425 |
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I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps - from moving cars.
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10-14-18, 02:51 PM | #426 |
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I came from a tough neighborhood.
Instead of using chalk to play hopscotch, we used it to play body outline. It was a tough neighborhood
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10-15-18, 04:54 AM | #427 |
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Presidents Bush, Obama and Trump have died, and are being questioned by god whether they are allowed to enter paradise.
So he first asks Bush what his personal beliefs are: Bush: "I believe in a free market economy, that all american citizens are happy and content, and a strong America." God: "Ok, you can enter. Next Obama please." "I believe in international trade, equality for all US citizens before law, a strong America, and world peace. God: "Alright, you can enter. Now Mr. Trump, what do you believe in?" "I believe you are sitting on my chair."
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10-15-18, 05:06 AM | #428 | |
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Quote:
That's pretty good.
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10-15-18, 04:20 PM | #429 |
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I grew up in a tough neighborhood
Instead of lemonade stands, the kids used to make money setting up ammunition stands It was a tough neighborhood.
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10-16-18, 02:22 AM | #430 |
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At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for. I decided to stop calling the bathroom the "John" and renamed it the "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning. Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.
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10-16-18, 02:19 PM | #431 |
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Before I die I’m gonna swallow a whole bag of popcorn kernels.
My cremation is gonna be epic.
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10-16-18, 03:44 PM | #432 |
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Five years ago I asked my heartthrob out for a date
one year ago I asked her to marry me She said no both times.
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10-17-18, 08:58 AM | #433 |
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People are really strange. When you scream in a library they tell you to shut up but when you do it on an airplane everyone joins in.
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10-17-18, 04:48 PM | #434 |
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To be honest, I am not fond of Threesomes
If I am going to disappoint multiple women at the same time, I might as well have dinner with my wife and her family.
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10-17-18, 07:18 PM | #435 |
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Scam artists once rang me and informed me ... "you've won an all expenses paid holiday etc". BS by the truckload...."and who do you plan to take, your wife or your girlfriend?"
I said I'll take my girlfriend, the wife can stay at home and look after the kids.
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