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04-10-23, 04:54 AM | #4216 |
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Financially I‘m set for life, provided i die next wednesday.
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04-11-23, 05:06 AM | #4217 |
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Just quit my job at the mosque. All they care about is profits.
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04-11-23, 05:09 AM | #4218 |
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Just handed in my resignation to quit my job as a psychic. I just don’t see a future in it.
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04-11-23, 03:51 PM | #4219 |
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My wife was comparing our marriage as a deck of cards
"All we needed was two hearts and a diamond" I thought to myself... "all I need is one club and a spade....."
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04-12-23, 06:55 AM | #4220 |
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I think dyslexic people should form an onion.
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04-12-23, 07:03 AM | #4221 |
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Don’t you just hate it when insects make you late for work in the morning. I’m never gonna high-five a centipede again!
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04-12-23, 03:32 PM | #4222 |
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I like to collect business cards of people I don't like.
Then, if I accidentally hit a parked car, I can write "sorry, my fault" on one of them and put it on the car.
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04-13-23, 04:56 AM | #4223 |
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Got breathalysed by the police last night while driving home from a fancy dress party dressed as the Titanic. I was a nervous wreck.
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04-13-23, 04:59 AM | #4224 |
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Farting in a crowded lift is wrong on multiple levels!
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04-14-23, 05:10 AM | #4225 |
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A lady at work today was complaining because she said the escalator was broken. I told her “escalators never break, they just become stairs”.
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04-14-23, 05:11 AM | #4226 |
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So much has changed since my girlfriend got pregnant. Like my name, address and telephone number!
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04-15-23, 05:22 AM | #4227 |
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I lost 3 kilos over the weekend. Think I’m gonna go into hiding for a while just in case my boss sends a hit-man after me.
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04-15-23, 05:22 AM | #4228 |
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Why is it that people who own guns are considered a danger to society but it’s perfectly acceptable for someone to own a meat clever and a human-sized freezer?
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04-15-23, 06:06 AM | #4229 |
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Q: What was the dumbest thing you did as a kid?
Me: Wished I was an adult
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04-16-23, 05:09 AM | #4230 |
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I accidentally crashed my car into the back of a midget earlier today.He said “I’m not happy!”, so I said “well which one are you then?”
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