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04-03-23, 08:08 AM | #4201 |
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After hours of thinking I’ve finally decided on my new years resolution…
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04-03-23, 08:11 AM | #4202 |
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I saw a naked man jogging in the snow the other day. I asked him what he was doing outdoors naked and he said it was because I was home early.
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04-04-23, 09:33 AM | #4203 |
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Yo mama so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
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04-04-23, 09:35 AM | #4204 |
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Cant believe how cheeky my son is. I bought him a bb gun for christmas and he got me a sweatshirt with a bullseye on the back.
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04-04-23, 03:15 PM | #4205 |
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My wife and I were admiring cars
She said "I could see myself in a Jaguar" I wondered where I could find one hungry enough.....
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04-05-23, 06:21 AM | #4206 |
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Since my wife left me I’ve been left with a really big gap to fill.. She was quite fat and we had a memory foam mattress.
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04-05-23, 06:50 AM | #4207 |
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Just had a really interesting conversation with a Psychology graduate about how on average people tend to day-dream about 40% of the time. He also said something else that was interesting but I forgot the rest of the conversation, will have to ask him again next time he serves me in McDonald’s.
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04-06-23, 06:13 AM | #4208 |
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Q. Who is the most tech-savvy Israeli Prime Minister?
A. Netandyahoo
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04-06-23, 06:15 AM | #4209 |
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Yo mama is so stupid she has to set the password for her computer as ‘incorrect’ so when she types it in wrong the computer can tell her what to type.
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04-07-23, 01:47 PM | #4210 |
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Yo mama is so old she was the party planner for the last supper!
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04-07-23, 01:48 PM | #4211 |
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Yo mama is so old when she went to school they didn’t study history.
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04-08-23, 03:18 AM | #4212 |
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My midget landlord told me that he wants me to leave my house by tommorow night. That‘s short notice.
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04-09-23, 05:47 AM | #4213 |
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Had a really stiff neck when I woke up this morning. My wife said she hopes it spreads.
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04-09-23, 05:48 AM | #4214 |
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I heard on the radio today that a warlord in Afghanistan has purchased over 3 million poppies. It’s great to see Islamic military leaders showing their respect to the British Armed Forces.
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04-10-23, 04:47 AM | #4215 |
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What animal is either happy & playful or viscous & deadly depending on its mood?
…… A bi-polar bear.
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