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12-10-22, 06:30 PM | #4111 |
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Is Aktungbby on vacation somewhere? That general description tics a LOT of boxes, if you know what I mean. |
12-11-22, 12:24 AM | #4112 | |
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I was thinking the same thing but I would never cast shade or throw rocks at anyone. Especially, since Minnesota is a fellow cold place and produces lots of Hockey talent. |
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12-11-22, 03:40 AM | #4113 |
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JEEZE! some braindead minnesoda nutcase commits a criminal act with a firearm within a city limit and you think of ME!!?? I have squirrels of my own living forty feet up in the leaves of my palm tree and feasting on the the neighbor's persimmons for three decades. They screech at me every morning as I retrieve the newspapers! But were I to feel afflicted rodent-wise there are alternatives to live ammo... A: the Assalt gun which shoots an annoying pinch of salt at flies and small critters B:
the weapon of choice in all no powder circumstances: The spitball gun which will deter any rodent: and last but not least; C: the Parker Hale 2-band Enfield with 20 grains of black powder and approx 20 staples-1 inch for a desk-stapler, wrapped in foil-wad as a mild shotgun scatter-charge: if the smoke and bits of wire don't get it done, close with the 2ft. Snyder bayonet! And wear the appropriate headgear always! unless of course U still have nice hair like these two jaspers
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12-11-22, 12:52 PM | #4114 | |
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12-11-22, 01:27 PM | #4115 |
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If we're posting sharpshooting selfies then here's me aged 17 with my Lee Enfield .303 "marksman" badge (the top one)
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12-11-22, 08:20 PM | #4116 |
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12-12-22, 02:25 AM | #4117 |
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How could you possibly know this
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12-18-22, 10:49 AM | #4118 |
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Best of Whac-A-Squirrel 2022
Did you know that Reece is actually a nubile young woman? No?
And did you know that every year I offer to help Santa with his nutsack and every year he says he's going to call the police? (I only want his filberts) No? Well, maybe none of this is true, but what is true (unless I screw it up) is that there will be a very swift Christmas Quickie Whac-A-Squirrel beginning Friday morning (23rd) at GMT 10:00 for just 24 hours. It may even go on for longer - especially if I find out where Moira has hidden the rum
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12-22-22, 12:57 PM | #4119 |
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Don't miss this chance to come and look at my nut sack - it will be full of festive fun - tomorrow at 10:00 GMT
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12-22-22, 01:52 PM | #4120 | |
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Laughs. You really aren't wrapped real tight. Hopefully, you will be sharing that Rum with all the other boys and girls. Maybe I could also prevail upon my cousins Jack Daniels and Jim Beam to show up. Perhaps even my ole Grandad might make an appearance. |
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12-22-22, 03:18 PM | #4121 |
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That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said about me
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12-22-22, 05:00 PM | #4122 |
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For those of you who are living in, well let's say California, be ready for whacking on Saturday NIGHT.
Otherwise, find something else to occupy your time, like waxing your boat. |
12-23-22, 05:00 AM | #4123 |
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100 POINTS
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12-23-22, 05:00 AM | #4124 |
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Whack.
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12-23-22, 05:34 AM | #4125 |
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