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03-02-23, 08:44 AM | #4096 |
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I joined the Weight Watchers dieting club last week. I’m just starting to find my feet at the moment.
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03-02-23, 08:45 AM | #4097 |
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I was in the park the other day wondering why radio controlled air-planes get bigger the closer they get, and then it hit me.
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03-02-23, 01:57 PM | #4098 |
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Yo mama is so ugly that she needs two tickets to visit the zoo
One to get in One to get out
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03-02-23, 02:22 PM | #4099 |
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Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
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03-03-23, 09:21 AM | #4100 |
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Just been told by my psychiatrist that i’m bipolar. Don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
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03-03-23, 09:22 AM | #4101 |
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Yo mama is so fat when she walks backwards she’s legally required to make a beeping noise.
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03-03-23, 05:17 PM | #4102 |
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Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
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03-04-23, 06:12 AM | #4103 |
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Can’t believe how awesome my new pet goldfish is. Just found out that if you put it on the carpet it can actually do break dancing.
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03-04-23, 06:20 AM | #4104 |
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Whoever said money doesn’t grow on trees has obviously never grown weed.
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03-04-23, 11:15 AM | #4105 |
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Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
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03-04-23, 12:02 PM | #4106 |
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The following conversation took place this morning.
Me: Sorry boss can’t come in today my car has broken down. Boss: What about the bus? Me: I don’t have a bus.
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03-05-23, 07:31 AM | #4107 |
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Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
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03-05-23, 08:42 AM | #4108 |
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If a parrot is able to recite the Lords Prayer does that make it a bird of prey?
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03-05-23, 08:48 AM | #4109 |
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Yo mama is so stupid, she ate my homework because I said it was a piece of cake!
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03-06-23, 01:00 PM | #4110 |
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Just made a new website for orphans, there’s no homepage.
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