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01-01-23, 07:49 AM | #3946 |
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Was playing charades last night and my uncle suffered a stroke! Unfortunately it took quite a while to phone an ambulance because we were all shouting “Sylvester Stallone! Sylvester Stallone!”
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01-01-23, 08:34 PM | #3947 |
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"Flat-earth Society members have nothing to sphere but sphere itself..."
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01-02-23, 08:47 AM | #3948 |
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What’s the difference between a candle and a curry?
A candle only burns at one end.
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01-02-23, 08:48 AM | #3949 |
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If I was a teacher I would staple burger king application forms to failed exam tests.
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01-02-23, 02:20 PM | #3950 |
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I heard if you drink every day that means your an alcoholic so I now only drink at night.
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01-03-23, 06:16 AM | #3951 |
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Got an email from a bored housewife the other day looking for ‘some action’ so I decided to send her some of my ironing to keep her busy.
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01-03-23, 06:17 AM | #3952 |
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Have you heard about that new TV program about origami?
It’s paper view.
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01-03-23, 04:29 PM | #3953 |
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I asked my father if I was adopted
He told me "of course not. What makes you think I would ever voluntarily pick you?"
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01-04-23, 04:15 AM | #3954 |
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My new business on Ebay is a great success. Just sold my homing pigeons for the 17th time in a row!
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01-04-23, 04:16 AM | #3955 |
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Found a leather wallet today and as a good Christian I thought to myself.
“What would Jesus do?” So I tried to resurrect the cow that the wallet came from.
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01-04-23, 01:06 PM | #3956 |
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Chinese takeaway – £15
Delivery charge – £1 Realising the idiots have forgot one of your containers – Riceless.
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01-04-23, 04:20 PM | #3957 | |
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Quote:
Not only that but you were also able to post the same joke three times in this thread!
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01-04-23, 04:25 PM | #3958 |
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01-04-23, 04:33 PM | #3959 |
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My wife keeps nagging me about my poor sense of direction
I got so sick of it, I packed up my stuff and right.
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01-05-23, 06:45 AM | #3960 |
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What’s a vampires favorite fruit?
A nectarine.
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