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Q. What do you call a Mexican who’s been the victim of vehicle theft?
A. Carlos.
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#3932 |
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Accordion to research 9 out of 10 people are so dumb they don’t even notice when you replace a word with a musical instrument.
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#3933 |
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We gave our granddad the nickname ‘Spiderman’,
He hasn’t got any super powers, he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.
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#3934 |
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What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at martial arts?
The Carroty Kid
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#3935 |
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My friend Gav died from heartburn this morning.
I can’t believe Gaviscon.
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#3936 |
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Made a taxi driver really angry tonight.
Told him to drive me home in reverse and now he owes me £16.20.
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#3937 |
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Got my wife a new bag and belt for Christmas.
Vacuum cleaner should be like new once she fits in the new parts.
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#3938 |
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I once went on a date with a girl and I had to tell her that she drew her eyebrows to high… she looked surprised.
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#3939 |
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Guy who owns my local cinema just died.
His funeral is on Monday at 12:10, 14:20 and 18:40.
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#3940 |
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Just finished my Christmas cards.
MasterCard and Visa are now maxed out.
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#3941 |
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Location: Reno Nevada USA
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I went into a Burger King today.
The woman serving had a badge on her left breast that said Pat. To make a long story short I am now banned from Burger King. Magic
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#3942 |
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Dad: Hi son, what has 4 legs and doesn’t breathe?
Son: Haha you can’t fool me, it’s a chair! Dad: No you’re wrong.. Our dog has died!
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#3943 |
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Took my mother-in-law out last night. Loving my new sniper rifle.
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#3944 |
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I recently visited my childhood home
I asked if I could come in and look around for old time's sake They said no and slammed the door My parents can be so rude!
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#3945 |
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My parents made a fortune from selling lamb chops.
They’re minted.
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