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12-27-22, 08:59 AM | #3931 |
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Q. What do you call a Mexican who’s been the victim of vehicle theft?
A. Carlos.
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12-27-22, 09:00 AM | #3932 |
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Accordion to research 9 out of 10 people are so dumb they don’t even notice when you replace a word with a musical instrument.
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12-28-22, 08:13 AM | #3933 |
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We gave our granddad the nickname ‘Spiderman’,
He hasn’t got any super powers, he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.
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12-28-22, 08:14 AM | #3934 |
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What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at martial arts?
The Carroty Kid
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12-29-22, 07:36 AM | #3935 |
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My friend Gav died from heartburn this morning.
I can’t believe Gaviscon.
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12-29-22, 07:38 AM | #3936 |
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Made a taxi driver really angry tonight.
Told him to drive me home in reverse and now he owes me £16.20.
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12-29-22, 12:15 PM | #3937 |
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Got my wife a new bag and belt for Christmas.
Vacuum cleaner should be like new once she fits in the new parts.
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12-30-22, 08:02 AM | #3938 |
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I once went on a date with a girl and I had to tell her that she drew her eyebrows to high… she looked surprised.
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12-30-22, 08:03 AM | #3939 |
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Guy who owns my local cinema just died.
His funeral is on Monday at 12:10, 14:20 and 18:40.
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12-30-22, 03:30 PM | #3940 |
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Just finished my Christmas cards.
MasterCard and Visa are now maxed out.
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12-31-22, 01:10 AM | #3941 |
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I went into a Burger King today.
The woman serving had a badge on her left breast that said Pat. To make a long story short I am now banned from Burger King. Magic
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12-31-22, 06:54 AM | #3942 |
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Dad: Hi son, what has 4 legs and doesn’t breathe?
Son: Haha you can’t fool me, it’s a chair! Dad: No you’re wrong.. Our dog has died!
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12-31-22, 06:54 AM | #3943 |
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Took my mother-in-law out last night. Loving my new sniper rifle.
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01-01-23, 07:26 AM | #3944 |
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I recently visited my childhood home
I asked if I could come in and look around for old time's sake They said no and slammed the door My parents can be so rude!
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01-01-23, 07:48 AM | #3945 |
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My parents made a fortune from selling lamb chops.
They’re minted.
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