SUBSIM: The Web's #1 resource for all submarine & naval simulations since 1997 |
12-19-22, 06:54 AM | #3916 |
Chief of the Boat
|
I went to the bookshop today to get a book about conspiracies and government control of the media but I couldn’t find anything. Coincidence?
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
12-19-22, 06:55 AM | #3917 |
Chief of the Boat
|
Had a random drug test today at work and my results were negative. My dealer has got a lot of explaining to do.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
12-20-22, 08:29 AM | #3918 |
Chief of the Boat
|
Just invented an invisibility cloak. Everything you cover becomes invisible.
Unfortunately you can still see the cloak itself so further work is needed.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
12-20-22, 08:36 AM | #3919 |
Chief of the Boat
|
Just seen a man on a tractor shouting about the end of the world.
I think it was farmer Geddon.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
12-21-22, 08:54 AM | #3920 |
Chief of the Boat
|
The following conversation took place at bar
Customer: What’s the WiFi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first. Customer: Ok, I’ll have a coke. Barman: $10 please. Customer: There you go. So what’s the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase!
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
12-21-22, 08:56 AM | #3921 |
Chief of the Boat
|
Scientific survey found out recently that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
12-22-22, 07:58 AM | #3922 |
Chief of the Boat
|
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
12-22-22, 07:59 AM | #3923 |
Chief of the Boat
|
“Sorry, I reversed into your car. Loads of people saw me do it so I decided to leave you this note. They think I’m leaving you my name and address but I’m not. Good luck with the repairs.”
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
12-23-22, 01:23 PM | #3924 |
Chief of the Boat
|
Really fed up with my new Thai bride!
She keeps leaving the toilet seat up!
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
12-23-22, 01:30 PM | #3925 |
Chief of the Boat
|
The first ever tablet to download data from the cloud was actually invented by Moses in 1300 BC.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
12-24-22, 12:43 AM | #3926 |
Ace of the Deep
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Northern Germany
Posts: 1,279
Downloads: 0
Uploads: 0
|
What's a typical 7 course meal in Ireland?
Six pints and a potato. |
12-24-22, 09:11 AM | #3927 |
Chief of the Boat
|
Boss: Do you believe in life after death?
Employee: Yes!! Boss: That’s good, because after you left early yesterday for your grandmother’s funeral she came into the office to see you.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
12-24-22, 09:18 AM | #3928 |
Chief of the Boat
|
Ladies please be careful when drinking tea. I found out last night that tea is more dangerous than alcohol. I came home at 4am after having 12 pints of beer and my wife who stayed at home drinking tea was really angry and violent.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
12-26-22, 08:08 AM | #3929 |
Chief of the Boat
|
Interesting Fact:
A shark will only attack you if you are wet.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
12-26-22, 08:09 AM | #3930 |
Chief of the Boat
|
Went to the zoo yesterday and saw a discarded baguette in the monkey enclosure.
It was bread in captivity.
__________________
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!! GWX3.0 Download Page - Donation/instant access to GWX (Help SubSim) |
|
|