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10-26-22, 03:37 PM | #3796 |
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I am learning Sign Language.
Pretty handy
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10-27-22, 06:42 AM | #3797 |
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Ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.
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10-27-22, 06:53 AM | #3798 |
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I’ve been slowly torturing a centipede for the past 98 days. It’s on its last legs now.
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10-28-22, 06:41 AM | #3799 |
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My wife: Where’s the broom?
Me: Why, where are you going?
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10-29-22, 06:38 AM | #3800 |
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For me the hardest part of telling my son he was adopted was learning Chinese.
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10-29-22, 08:14 AM | #3801 |
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Do you know when that movie about constitpation is being released?
It seems to be taking ages to come out.
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10-30-22, 05:22 AM | #3802 |
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I’ve got the memory of an elephant. I went to the zoo once and saw an elephant.
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10-31-22, 06:41 AM | #3803 |
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My girlfriend’s dog died recently so I decided to get her an identical one. She was really angry, she said “what am I gonna do with 2 dead dogs?”
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10-31-22, 03:27 PM | #3804 |
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For my birthday, I got a poor quality dictionary
I can't find the words to express how I feel.
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11-01-22, 08:28 AM | #3805 |
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Just seen a sign for the Samaritans on the back of a bus. Surely it would be more useful on the front.
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11-01-22, 03:57 PM | #3806 |
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At last night's Halloween party, my wife went as Cat Woman.
She spent the evening knocking stuff off of tables
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11-02-22, 05:38 AM | #3807 |
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CALENDAR FACT: All the seasons are named after coils of metal.
Except Winter and Summer. And Autumn.
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11-02-22, 04:07 PM | #3808 |
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The hostess of the Halloween party called me to ask why I did not attend
"I was there. I came as a Ninja" "I didn't see you at our party" "Thank you, that's a nice complement"
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11-03-22, 06:35 AM | #3809 |
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Decided to wear a Covid mask for protection but now I have to go to hospital with 3rd degree burns on my legs. Turns out you have to take the mask off if you drink coffee.
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11-03-22, 01:45 PM | #3810 |
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Cant believe how many boarded up windows my local town center has nowadays. Windows cleaners have started replacing their sponges with sanders.
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