This is the comment thread! pt II - Page 23

Jimbuna · 03-27-23, 04:53 AM

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

Jimbuna · 03-28-23, 08:27 AM

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Jimbuna · 03-29-23, 10:28 AM

The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well.

mapuc · 03-30-23, 07:34 AM

What a party I had last night. Can't remember a thing from it, I will however never forget it

Markus

Jimbuna · 03-30-23, 08:07 AM

Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.

Jimbuna · 03-31-23, 12:57 PM

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.

Jimbuna · 04-01-23, 09:32 AM

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. - coolfunnyquotes.com

Jimbuna · 04-02-23, 02:29 PM

“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.”

Jimbuna · 04-03-23, 01:10 PM

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”

Jimbuna · 04-04-23, 09:41 AM

“Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”

Jimbuna · 04-05-23, 07:40 AM

“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
― Marilyn Monroe

Jimbuna · 04-06-23, 09:26 AM

“Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.”

Jimbuna · 04-07-23, 01:28 PM

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”

Jimbuna · 04-08-23, 01:16 PM

“If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?”

Jimbuna · 04-09-23, 05:50 AM

“Don't be so humble - you are not that great.”

03-27-23, 04:53 AM	#331
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,876 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-28-23, 08:27 AM	#332
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,876 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-29-23, 10:28 AM	#333
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,876 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-30-23, 07:34 AM	#334
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,553 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	What a party I had last night. Can't remember a thing from it, I will however never forget it Markus __________________ My little lovely female cat

03-30-23, 08:07 AM	#335
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,876 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-31-23, 12:57 PM	#336
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,876 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-01-23, 09:32 AM	#337
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,876 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. - coolfunnyquotes.com __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-02-23, 02:29 PM	#338
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,876 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.” __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-03-23, 01:10 PM	#339
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,876 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-04-23, 09:41 AM	#340
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,876 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	“Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.” __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-05-23, 07:40 AM	#341
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,876 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	“It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.” ― Marilyn Monroe __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-06-23, 09:26 AM	#342
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,876 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	“Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.” __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-07-23, 01:28 PM	#343
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,876 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-08-23, 01:16 PM	#344
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,876 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	“If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?” __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-09-23, 05:50 AM	#345
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,876 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	“Don't be so humble - you are not that great.” __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!