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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded Americaby using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot micedroppings. Suddenly Döniz winked |
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#332 |
Ocean Warrior
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot micedroppings. Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard
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Navy Seal
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot micedroppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged |
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Chief of the Boat
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot micedroppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately |
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Admiral
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot micedroppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernard and hugged him passionately whilst several |
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#336 |
Ocean Warrior
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot micedroppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernardand hugged himpassionately whilst several kaleuns
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Silent Hunter
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot micedroppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernardand hugged himpassionately whilst several kaleuns puked
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot micedroppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernardand hugged himpassionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters |
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Admiral
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot micedroppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernardand hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on |
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Ocean Warrior
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Posts: 2,741
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot micedroppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernardand hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on theyr crew
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot micedroppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernardand hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters on theyr crew. Infidelity |
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot micedroppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernardand hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters onthey're crew. Infidelity caused by |
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot micedroppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernardand hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters onthey're crew. Infidelity caused by dindale
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot micedroppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernardand hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters onthey're crew. Infidelity caused by dindale dope |
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Flying through the Internet Riding a wave of cyberporn, Neal Diamond was jacking Jimmy's car with a herring strapped to his codpiece by a silverstrand. Suddenly, Kpt. Phillips imploded next to Neal's Thing-a-majig, missilebanjo. Meanwhile artillery shells screamed "ELEPHANTS!" then dropped their pants revealing lots of white phosphate which burned their butts.
It happened twice to bernard Uboat skipper while submerged In the Black Sea. The albatross named Fennermeier dropped stinky mines over a Klingon named Dinsdale who hated Kathryn Janeway. Montgomery Clift controversially yelled "Yodel-ye-ay-oooo!" as they do "The Cha-cha". Suddenly, Bernhard choked whilst flogging several drunk crewmembers into submission. Bernhard Uberman shot over the head trying to kill Snoopy and Paris Hilton with a 88mm Deckgun, unfortunately forgetting Uncle Karl's pink mustache which regularly insulted Hillary Clinton. She never realized it meant several Kangaroos would mate with Bill O'Reilly while singing "She'll be Comin' Round the Mountain when she comes." The end is never around untill Subsim.com realise noodles don't make strange ideas become reality unless Harry Potter bends over and dies a painfull cactus death. Today we farted the tune of "Things can only get better," but failed reviving nuclear vikings instead. Hildegard roared ALARM, And the Gato lurched into Port Flying a brassiere belonging to Spock's Grandad. Mystifying increases in intensity of sunspots when an asteroid travelling in the paint of Custer'sRevenge. Meanwhile Kojak smoking Stavos was taken to the hospital for surgery on his butt. Mrs Kojak laughed while flicking cockroaches butts by inserting 110mm Morter Rounds primed with Crisco Cod liver oil into bottles of beer. "Who Loves Yellow Submarine?" played softly in Schotty's Bar in Grill and the night continuedon. Karaoke tunes stormed the beaches' Motel carpark, causing massive subsimmers Anal Hemmorages because of the angle of the Submarine "insertion". OMG, said Bernard, The Great Pumpkin has violated Susy and caused her to praise the evil torpedowings fluttering arround his Osama Bin-Ladin looking Bearded-lady. Flummoxed temporarily, Neal flushed his stash around the room and Bernard imploded quietly without trousers. Sex with Daleks creates problems which burn when improper lubrication occurs. Jar Jar Binks dies from flying whilst knitting Hamster garments' jetpacks. Carrothead was hacking Mr.Gumby's laptop because condoms had bad taste pod characteristics, while timetraveller sandwiches' british taxpayers cheat Scientologists' marshmallows. Inevitably The Luftwaffe cheered hysterically while bombing Seven-Eleven's headquarters. Meanwhile Australia invaded America by using secret turtle wax ears. Hearing pygmies fart baboons banana milkshake, Jesse James travelled First Class on Areoflot micedroppings.Suddenly Döniz winked to bernardand hugged him passionately whilst several kaleuns puked loveletters onthey're crew. Infidelity caused by Dinsdale Dope's johnson |
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