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10-01-08, 12:11 PM | #3391 |
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Granted but the chief ingredient in Swiss Cheese is Krupp face-hardened, high-carbon, cemented steel armour plate. And global warming has dried up all the rivers.
I wish that a stich in time did in fact, save nine... |
10-01-08, 03:22 PM | #3392 |
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Granted, but it only saves nine cents in monetary terms.
I wish silence was golden.
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10-01-08, 03:24 PM | #3393 |
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Granted, and therefore hurts a lot when dropped from a great height
I wish you could drop golden silence
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10-01-08, 05:39 PM | #3394 |
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Granted, but then it shatters the outer shell and it turns into green goo.
I wish golden raisins were not silent. |
10-01-08, 05:59 PM | #3395 |
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Granted, but that means only you can hear them talk. People see you having hour-long conversations with raisins. They commit you to a mental institution where you spend the rest of your life, heavily sedated (just like the guy who killed John Lennon; he used to perform guitar concerts for "little people" who lived in his walls).
I wish that Lt. Bojangles would fit in with the rest of the company: |
10-01-08, 06:34 PM | #3396 |
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Granted, now the rest of Lt. Bojangles company starts wearing clown apperal, not good for camoflauge.
I wish steed would get shot through time and space.
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10-01-08, 07:28 PM | #3397 | |
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I wish that Empire: Total War would come out already. (That logic is flawed. See, they're gonna be looking for soldiers; they'll NEVER suspect clowns.) |
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I wish I had one of these .
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10-01-08, 07:38 PM | #3399 |
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Granted, but the pressure hull fails, and you sink to the bottom, trapped and unable to escape. You suffocate a few hours later.
I wish that I had a flying horse. |
10-01-08, 09:29 PM | #3400 |
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Granted but it will only fly as far as your patented Horse-Flinger brand Long-Range Trebuchet will throw it, about 250 metres with a tail wind. Landings are tricky too...
I wish Cats could talk. |
10-01-08, 10:46 PM | #3401 |
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Granted, but only CATS can
I wish speaking like a lolcat was acceptable by society
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10-02-08, 05:18 AM | #3402 |
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Granted so now you are a lolcat but unable to type properly on the computer keyboards therefore no one here understands you anymore.
I wish the asteriod would miss us. |
10-02-08, 05:51 AM | #3403 |
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Granted, it hits the moon instead, knocking it out of orbit and slamming it into the earth
I wish the moon was made of cheese so we would survive the cataclysm
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10-02-08, 06:18 AM | #3404 |
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Granted, however it is made of blue cheese and the stench is getting seriously annoying
I wish colonoscopy's on each and every one of you sans anesthetic |
10-02-08, 06:51 AM | #3405 |
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Granted, but a similar fate awaits you in Texas next week whilst your sleeping.
I wish I didn't snore like a pig in the middle of the night keeping everyone I am sharing with awake.
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