Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams - Page 221

Koondawg · 09-25-08, 07:28 AM

Granted your son gets his own apt, creating the ultimate porn shoot location. He has fluffers in and out all hours of the day and night along with film crews, porn stars. Gets involved with alcohol, drugs and sex. Makes a million dollars but pisses it away on gambling and high priced hookers...goes broke and has to move back home again....

I wish hookers were free....

Dowly · 09-25-08, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Koondawg

I wish hookers were free....

Granted, hookers are free. Divorce rates go sky high with husbands and wifes cheating eachother.

I wish it'd be Friday already and I'd had 24pack of beer in the fridge.

Kratos · 09-25-08, 07:37 AM

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I wish it'd be Friday already and I'd had 24pack of beer in the fridge.

Granted: then yo mamma comes to do the laundry and takes your beer as payment.

I wish wasps didn't have stingers

TarJak · 09-25-08, 07:40 AM

Granted, but stingers now invade UK waters. Those box jellyfish can be a real pain.

I wish Kratos doesn't get stung by either wasps or box jellyfish

09-25-08, 09:45 AM

Granted, instead he is devoured by a giant mutant Star-Goat on its way to a porn shoot at NealT's kids' apartment.

I wish I had a new hat.

Koondawg · 09-25-08, 11:14 AM

Granted you get a new hat, which is made from weaved goat intestine....thus causing birds of all origins to land on it and pick it clean. They mistake your eyeballs for some goody intestines and pluck your eyes from their sockets...your blinded for life and thus cannot particiate in this or any other threads for the rest of your life....

I wished they have a translplant of sheep eyes ready for Randomizer...

Task Force · 09-25-08, 01:46 PM

Granted but the sheep had record breaking bad vision.

I wish today was Jun 18, 2009, and the time was 11.45 am.

Raptor1 · 09-25-08, 04:32 PM

Granted, and you are in a Gulag near the Yenisei River

I wish being sent to the east was a legal form of punishment

Task Force · 09-25-08, 04:39 PM

Granted but you are sent to the east by your job.

I wish for you all to go to mars.

NealT · 09-25-08, 06:30 PM

Granted but you come along, all forget their spacesuits, and die.

I wish the idiots who got us into this financial mess would go to jail.

TarJak · 09-25-08, 07:15 PM

Granted, That leave no-one who knows enough about the mess around to clean it up meaning we all go down the gurgler economicially

I wish the US economy was built on something more substantial than a tissue of lies

NealT · 09-25-08, 08:20 PM

Granted, it is built on a pile of doggy doo doo.

I wish the political commercials would be banned from broadcast.

09-25-08, 10:02 PM

Granted, they are replaced with infomercials about hemorrhoid creams, adds for stewed dingo's kidneys and a documentory about rubber vomit factories in Botswannaland. Sounds like the start of a Golden Age for TV.

I wish for universal entropy to increase faster.

Koondawg · 09-26-08, 02:01 AM

Granted but it cant increase much as when one does not know the value of the random variable.

I wished algebra was easier...

Raptor1 · 09-26-08, 02:05 AM

Granted, you did, but you don't wish for it anymore

I wish it always rained like it did just now

09-25-08, 01:46 PM	#3307
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Granted but the sheep had record breaking bad vision. I wish today was Jun 18, 2009, and the time was 11.45 am. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

09-25-08, 04:32 PM	#3308
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, and you are in a Gulag near the Yenisei River I wish being sent to the east was a legal form of punishment __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

09-25-08, 04:39 PM	#3309
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Granted but you are sent to the east by your job. I wish for you all to go to mars. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

09-26-08, 02:05 AM	#3315
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Granted, you did, but you don't wish for it anymore I wish it always rained like it did just now __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

09-25-08, 07:28 AM	#3301
Koondawg Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pasadena, Ca Posts: 852 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Granted your son gets his own apt, creating the ultimate porn shoot location. He has fluffers in and out all hours of the day and night along with film crews, porn stars. Gets involved with alcohol, drugs and sex. Makes a million dollars but pisses it away on gambling and high priced hookers...goes broke and has to move back home again.... I wish hookers were free....

09-25-08, 07:40 AM	#3304
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, but stingers now invade UK waters. Those box jellyfish can be a real pain. I wish Kratos doesn't get stung by either wasps or box jellyfish

09-25-08, 09:45 AM	#3305
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted, instead he is devoured by a giant mutant Star-Goat on its way to a porn shoot at NealT's kids' apartment. I wish I had a new hat.

09-25-08, 11:14 AM	#3306
Koondawg Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pasadena, Ca Posts: 852 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Granted you get a new hat, which is made from weaved goat intestine....thus causing birds of all origins to land on it and pick it clean. They mistake your eyeballs for some goody intestines and pluck your eyes from their sockets...your blinded for life and thus cannot particiate in this or any other threads for the rest of your life.... I wished they have a translplant of sheep eyes ready for Randomizer...

09-25-08, 06:30 PM	#3310
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Granted but you come along, all forget their spacesuits, and die. I wish the idiots who got us into this financial mess would go to jail.

09-25-08, 07:15 PM	#3311
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Granted, That leave no-one who knows enough about the mess around to clean it up meaning we all go down the gurgler economicially I wish the US economy was built on something more substantial than a tissue of lies

09-25-08, 08:20 PM	#3312
NealT Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: 2 Meters Below Jimbuna Posts: 1,060 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Granted, it is built on a pile of doggy doo doo. I wish the political commercials would be banned from broadcast.

09-25-08, 10:02 PM	#3313
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Granted, they are replaced with infomercials about hemorrhoid creams, adds for stewed dingo's kidneys and a documentory about rubber vomit factories in Botswannaland. Sounds like the start of a Golden Age for TV. I wish for universal entropy to increase faster.

09-26-08, 02:01 AM	#3314
Koondawg Grey Wolf Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Pasadena, Ca Posts: 852 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Granted but it cant increase much as when one does not know the value of the random variable. I wished algebra was easier...