UK Politics Thread - Page 22

Jimbuna · 05-10-12, 05:16 AM

STEED · 05-10-12, 09:03 AM

I read about that jim.

BossMark · 05-10-12, 09:19 AM

Sometime in the very near future around 2016

"Dad"
"Yes son"
"I have been looking at the history of British political parties, and wasn't there one called the Lib Dems"
"Yes son there was, but they sold their souls to the Tories in 2010 and then they were voted out of existence at the last general election"

"Oh right Dad"

Jimbuna · 05-10-12, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

I read about that jim.

Yep, a goodun

BossMark · 05-10-12, 11:49 AM

I wonder how much will be in the brown envelope Andy Coulson will getting of dodgy Dave and his chums.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18002228

Jimbuna · 05-10-12, 03:33 PM

Crikey, he hasn't got that much more than me invested

STEED · 05-10-12, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Andy Coulson has told the Leveson Inquiry he held shares in News Corporation worth £40,000 while working as the prime minister's press chief and sex doll.

A..

BossMark · 05-11-12, 06:50 AM

Well what joker we have got as a PM dodgy Dave didn't even know what LOL meant that idiot thought it meant "lots of love" from the texts he was sending Rebekah Brooks

Jesus H Christ he must thick as pig............................................... ....................

STEED · 05-11-12, 07:54 AM

So did Cameron bonk Rebekah?

BossMark · 05-11-12, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

So did Cameron bonk Rebekah?

If asked she would probably reply with these answers going on how she answered if the Levenson enquiry.
"I can not recall" or "I can not remember"

So I am going go with my gut feeling and say YES SHE BLOODY WELL DID

05-11-12, 08:34 AM

Quote:

So did Cameron bonk Rebekah?

Horse riding does tend to throw up a lot of ....bonuses

Jimbuna · 05-11-12, 09:53 AM

Jimbuna · 05-11-12, 10:07 AM

BossMark · 05-11-12, 10:38 AM

Clegg
"Dave please tell me it isn't true"

Dave
"what's your problem Nick"

Clegg
"is true about you and Becky Brooks?"

Dave
"yes Nick I am afraid its all true"

Clegg

"thats it we are finished I want a divorce NOW"

STEED · 05-11-12, 01:23 PM

Do you Rebekah Brooks swear to lie, to tell a pack of lies, and nothing but lies?

Rebekah Brooks.."NO."

05-10-12, 05:16 AM	#316
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05-10-12, 09:03 AM	#317
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I read about that jim. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

05-10-12, 09:19 AM	#318
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Sometime in the very near future around 2016 "Dad" "Yes son" "I have been looking at the history of British political parties, and wasn't there one called the Lib Dems" "Yes son there was, but they sold their souls to the Tories in 2010 and then they were voted out of existence at the last general election" "Oh right Dad" __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

05-10-12, 11:49 AM	#320
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	I wonder how much will be in the brown envelope Andy Coulson will getting of dodgy Dave and his chums. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18002228 __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

05-10-12, 03:33 PM	#321
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,615 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Crikey, he hasn't got that much more than me invested __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-11-12, 06:50 AM	#323
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Well what joker we have got as a PM dodgy Dave didn't even know what LOL meant that idiot thought it meant "lots of love" from the texts he was sending Rebekah Brooks Jesus H Christ he must thick as pig............................................... .................... __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

05-11-12, 07:54 AM	#324
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	So did Cameron bonk Rebekah? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

05-11-12, 09:53 AM	#327
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,615 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-11-12, 10:07 AM	#328
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,615 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-11-12, 10:38 AM	#329
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Clegg "Dave please tell me it isn't true" Dave "what's your problem Nick" Clegg "is true about you and Becky Brooks?" Dave "yes Nick I am afraid its all true" Clegg "thats it we are finished I want a divorce NOW" __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

05-11-12, 01:23 PM	#330
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Do you Rebekah Brooks swear to lie, to tell a pack of lies, and nothing but lies? Rebekah Brooks.."NO." __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!