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09-21-08, 03:28 PM | #3196 |
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So...do...I...
Granted, but you have to replace all the broken roads I wish Gneisenau was easier to pronounce
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09-21-08, 03:42 PM | #3197 |
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granted it is so easy to pronounce everyone starts saying it and starts haunting you cause there sick of hearing it.
I wish for GWX 4 to be released today.
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09-21-08, 06:51 PM | #3199 |
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Granted, but the stain on it leaves a lot to the imagination.
I wish the GWX4 beta testers were programmable.
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09-21-08, 09:07 PM | #3200 |
Ace of the Deep
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Granted but then someone would flip the off switch and they would be gone.
I wish this chicken weren't so tough. |
09-21-08, 09:19 PM | #3201 |
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Granted but your pent 2 266 isn't powerfull enough to supply the info to transform them...your brain goes into blue screen mode (well all know that one) thus resluting your body into safe mode....
I wish the Olympics had dominoes as a sport... |
09-21-08, 10:25 PM | #3202 |
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Granted, full contact topless female dominoes with shotguns at 20-metres is now an offical medal sport.
I wish the Olympics were every 40-years. |
09-21-08, 10:38 PM | #3203 |
Silent Hunter
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Granted, but the Earth ends in 2012, so the Olympics will never come again...
I wish that my name was Hans. (The world isn't really supposed to end on December 21, 2012; it's just an old rumor started because that's the date the Mayan calendar ends on.) |
09-21-08, 10:48 PM | #3204 |
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Granted your name is now Hans...you introduce yourself to a fine lady and she mistakes your name for Hands...thus slapping you crossed eyed forever....
I wish topless female nymphs would come knocking at the door... |
09-22-08, 02:53 AM | #3205 |
Fleet Admiral
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Granted by as they are all only .0005 of an inch tall you mistake them for gnats and spray them with insecticide killing them all painfully
I wish nymphs were larger and that Koondawg hadn't slaughtered them |
09-22-08, 04:08 AM | #3206 |
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Granted, nymphs are now rotund, smell bad and work at a desk across from Jimbuna. Koondawg didn't really slaughter them with toxic chemicals but he did make them very angry so now they are out for all human's blood. Stealth Hunter might have been able to save humanity but unfortunately he had his Hans full at the time...
I wish the Mayan calendar had ended last week so we could just move on to the next pending apocalypse. |
09-22-08, 06:24 AM | #3208 |
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Granted, but it only responds to the touch of Veet Voojagig so you can't hitch a ride
I wish the Starship Titanic was not a temporal anomoly |
09-22-08, 06:29 AM | #3209 |
Eternal Patrol
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Granted its Stuck in permenantly in the past, taking up residence
permanently at your cribside firing a full broadside. resulting in that permanently surprised look you sport. I wish I had a baby picture of tarjak |
09-22-08, 07:04 AM | #3210 |
Ace of the Deep
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Granted but then the internet police arrest you for being a pedofile and the doctor delivering the baby is sued because he was caught trying to stuff him back in the egg.
I wish I did not have to work on this rainy, dreary day... |
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