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08-25-21, 09:26 AM | #3181 |
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“An excellent choice,” says the marriage officiant to the groom, “the lady is very popular, I’m already seeing her here for the fifth time!”
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08-26-21, 11:59 AM | #3182 |
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A wife is talking to her husband in the evening, “See, James? Men can still be gallant. Today I got on the subway and three young men stood up so I could sit down.”
James looks at her and asks drily, “And did you fit?”
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08-26-21, 06:24 PM | #3183 |
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On reflection, joke too adult. So removed.
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08-26-21, 07:12 PM | #3184 |
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08-27-21, 12:44 PM | #3185 |
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A dad is explaining how things are to his son, “I think it’s time you knew, Greg. You know the Easter Bunny, Santa, and the Tooth Fairy? That’s always been me.”
“That’s OK, daddy, I’ve known for a long time now that all these fairy creatures were really you. Except for the stork, right? That was uncle Vernon?”
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08-28-21, 01:39 PM | #3186 |
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At a funeral:
“Do you know the WiFi password?” “Have some respect for the dead!” “Thanks. No spaces?”
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08-29-21, 01:28 PM | #3187 |
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Two blind guys go to a cinema.
One guy says, “I don’t see anything!” The other replies, “Shall we change places?”
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08-30-21, 12:21 PM | #3188 |
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“My friend crashed his motorbike. He’s brain-damaged and both his legs are broken.”
“You know, I’m really not surprised that he crashed his bike then.”
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08-31-21, 02:16 PM | #3189 |
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Two highlanders are talking, “Say, what would you do if a bear suddenly started attacking your wife?”
“Why would I have to do anything?! He started it, let him defend himself!”
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09-01-21, 01:56 PM | #3190 |
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“My dad drives like the lightning!”
“Wow, he’s that good, yeah?” “Well I don’t know. He drives really fast and from time to time he hits a tree.”
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09-02-21, 05:51 AM | #3191 |
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Swannys Joke of the day
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09-02-21, 01:28 PM | #3192 |
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A woman goes in the pharmacy, “Please help. My husband demands it all day long. It’s just too much! Do you have something to calm down his passion?!”
The lady behind the counter smiles, “Here, that’s my phone number.”
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09-03-21, 01:39 PM | #3193 |
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I left the hospital absolutely shattered. Pulling the plug on my aunt who lived with us for the past 15 years was the hardest thing I’ve ever done. I had to wrestle the wife, two doctors, a nurse, and a security guy.
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09-04-21, 01:24 PM | #3194 |
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My grandfather had problems throwing things away.
He died by hand grenade.
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09-05-21, 10:47 AM | #3195 |
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Woman’s Own Magazine held a voting competition for Car of the Year.
The winner was “The Green One”.
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