Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

[Task Force]

Granted, but you have to live in it.

I wish I had a cheese pizza with no laxative in it or anything else other than bread,tomato sauce, cheese. and nothing (including paracites) that shouldnt be in it with a coke that had nothing rong with it, nothing in it that shouldnt be there. and it dosent explode on me. and anything that would happen to me happens to the person who crushes it, But there is a loop hole I will tell ya after this wish is crushed.

[Koondawg]

Granted but your cheese pizza with no laxative in it or anything else other than bread,tomato sauce, cheese. and nothing (including paracites) that shouldnt be in it with a coke that had nothing rong with it cuases you to choke on a slice thus realizing that the coke will do you no f'n good at this point...thus the bitch sitting across from Jimbo takes a header off the table onto your gut causing you to hurl cheese pizza with no laxative in it or anything else other than bread,tomato sauce, cheese. and nothing (including paracites) that shouldnt be in it all over the crowd watching you choke....applauding the fat woman who did a triple gainer off the table onto your gut


I wish tables couldn't hold up 1000 lbs...thus allowing fat women to save choking pizza addicts

[Task Force]

granted, but the fat woman falls on you while she is getting on the table, and you are crushed (along with every bone in your body).

I wish I was far away from that fat woman so I dont get crushed.

[Koondawg]

Granted but you get sprayed with my guts...all over...your covered in guts thus causing you to spew/hurl over everyone...in order to save the guests the fat lady takes one for the team and dives on you...thus preventing you from hearing the stereo anymore....now that's fat


I wish the band played louder...

[Task Force]

granted they play so loud your eardurms get blown out.

oah yea about that loop hole I told ya all about. Im sorry to say but Koondawg now has 100 years of bad luck.:rotfl:

I wish that pigs could fly. not over me though.

[Mush Martin]

Granted they fly over the chair your sitting in instead.

I wish the coffee was ready

[NealT]

Granted, but then you drop and break your last cup and as you lift the pot to your mouth to drink it directly, you get stung by a bee on the lip, drop, and break the pot as well.

I wish I could take the day off.

[Mush Martin]

Not granted mush it turns out is your real world boss and is still miffed about
what you did to his coffee maker, oddly he cancels your vacation
too.


I wish I had a new coffee pot now.

[TarJak]

Granted but of course your new coffee pot makes coffe that tastes like burned electical wiring

I wish electrical wiring tasted better

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but you need to ensure it's connected to a live circuit to get the full benefit from your taste buds.

I wish the curfews in Texas were lifted.

[NealT]

Granted, but then a new ban goes into effect in which they ban all persons from entering the great state whose names begin with a "J". Since you do not know this, and attempt illegal entry, they tar and feather you, ride you out on the rails, and ship you off to the State of Oklahoma where you find out that they clean their coffee pots with the dirt from the dust bowl, have been in a drought for years, are whipped by the wind of the tornadoes, and HATE Texans so they string you up by your boots and leave you out to rot in the sun. [They consider you a Texan since you were ousted from there.]

I wish Jimbuna weren't so deep.

[Raptor1]

Granted, he's now that much closer to the DDs

I wish Jim could escape the DDs

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but a sneaky BB comes up from the rear and rams him/me.

I wish Oliver Twist was spiral in shape.

[TarJak]

Granted, he takes the shape of a screw worm and is burrowing into your brain right now.

I wish Stavenger was easier to pronounce

Granted but this results in all geometric shapes becoming fictional Dicken's characters and you are brutally saveged by Ebinezer Scrooge shaped like a dodecahedron.

D'oh, too slow.

I wish Stavenger was easier to pronounce

Granted, it is now pronounced Sydney causing endless confusion to airlines, shipping companies and international mail.

I wish tanks could replace cars.