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03-01-23, 08:46 AM | #301 |
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
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03-01-23, 02:36 PM | #302 |
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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
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03-02-23, 09:00 AM | #303 |
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There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side and the right side.
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03-03-23, 09:27 AM | #304 |
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You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?
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03-04-23, 07:08 AM | #305 |
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
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03-05-23, 09:11 AM | #306 |
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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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03-06-23, 01:02 PM | #307 |
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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
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03-07-23, 10:20 AM | #308 |
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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03-08-23, 08:45 AM | #309 |
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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03-09-23, 08:31 AM | #310 |
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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03-10-23, 08:33 AM | #311 |
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
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03-11-23, 02:48 PM | #312 |
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He who laughs last didn't get it.
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03-12-23, 05:53 AM | #313 |
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
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03-13-23, 01:31 PM | #314 |
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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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03-14-23, 09:52 AM | #315 |
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. - coolfunnyquotes.com
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