Game: Crush Each Other's Dreams

Granted but it is eaten by a giant underground dwelling sandworm and you are excreted as a hallucinogenic spice-like dung. You subsequently become the subject of a reasonably good book and totally awful movie.

I wish someone else could lose the war in an afternoon.

[Mush Martin]

Granted you now go by your alter ego labelmaker and lose
again the next afternoon.

I wish to offer Randomizer land and all its armies to ubootecomrade
land as a peace offering.

[TarJak]

Granted, but the offer is refused as they have not interest in a flea infested rug from a dog basket.

I wish Randomizer land was bigger than a flea infested dog blanket

[NealT]

Granted, but who cares?

I wish my stupid dogs would shut up.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, it is now large enough to include a pillow so he rest his weary flea infested head.

I wish nothing was painstakingly obvious.

[Raptor1]

Granted, it's not so painstaikgly obvious that NealT wants his stupid dogs to only shut up and he ends up murdering them instead

I wish to wish a wish that will wish this wish, that is my wish

[Mush Martin]

Request Denied cleverboy heres a rock bass.

I wish all of your wishes will come true for you.

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but they become true for 'me' instead.

I wish the SS Meet to go ahead this year without any flooding damage.

[Raptor1]

Granted, it goes ahead without flooding damage, it just happens to be near the new Arizona Atlantic coast instead

I wish all your wish are belong to us

[Jimbuna]

Granted, but all the wishes are bad ones and you suffer as a consequence.

I wish temples were places of true and uninhibited friendship.

[TarJak]

Granted, your temples on the side of your head have some uninhibited, friendly fleas breeding like the clappers.

I wish Jim would keep his fleas to himself in October

[Raptor1]

Granted, but his cockroaches...

I wish I could drink...something....that doesn't taste too bad...and isn't harmful to me...

[Jimbuna]

Granted, here is a bottle of raspberry flavoured urine.

I wish I could sleep with my back to the wall in October.

[Raptor1]

Granted, in your cell after you tried crossing the border from Mexico to Texas (Or...Arizona...)

I wish mankind would invent some kind of newfangled thingamajiger that harnessed the wind's energy with big windmill-like thingies and produced electricity

[ubootcomrade]

Granted, a einviromental windfarm aerodynamic thing scientist guy reads this thread, sees my idea on the flying zep-dreadnought and invents giant zeppelins with windfarms on them, however an accident on one while it was in midair causes it to crash land on your house.

I wish that the Royal navy still had battleships.