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#3016 |
Fastest Gun Around
Join Date: Aug 2019
Location: Agua Fira, New Mexico
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Son: “Dad, what was your favorite day as a soldier?”
Dad: “The first time I sent some private to find batteries for the chem lights.”
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#3017 |
Chief of the Boat
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Dentist warns his patient, “This might be a bit painful.”
Patient: “That’s OK, I’ll handle it.” The dentist sighs, “For a while now, I’ve been having an affair with your wife.”
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#3018 |
Chief of the Boat
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Patient: Oh Doctor, I’m starting to forget things.
Doctor: Since when have you had this condition? Patient: What condition?
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#3019 |
Chief of the Boat
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A clairvoyant to a man, “I can see you are the father of 3 kids.”
The man smiles smugly, “No, I have 4 kids.” The clairvoyant, “That’s what you think.”
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#3020 |
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Wife, “Honey, soon there will be 3 of us here! Isn’t that great?”
Husband, “Oh darling, that is simply wonderful!!!” Wife, “I’m so happy you react that way! I did tell my mom you won’t mind her moving in!”
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#3021 |
Fleet Admiral
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Cat puns freak meowt
I'm not kitten
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#3022 |
Fleet Admiral
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Yesterday, I had to put my cat down
She was really heavy and my arm started to get tired.
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#3023 |
Chief of the Boat
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Years ago, I threw away a boomerang really hard.
I’ve lived in constant fear since.
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#3024 |
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I lent my girlfriend a lot of money for cosmetic surgery a while ago. I’ve been trying to get it back now for weeks.
Problem is, I’ve no idea what she looks like now.
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#3025 |
Fastest Gun Around
Join Date: Aug 2019
Location: Agua Fira, New Mexico
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I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for thirty seconds though, and only once
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#3026 |
Dipped Squirrel Operative
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^ So mean
![]() "My Twins are six months now. Never been vaccinated and never been sick!" If you're looking for faster results you can always let the car seats unbuckled while driving.
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#3027 |
Chief of the Boat
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On a mountain trip a man falls down into a crack. His wife calls after him, “Are you OK?”
“Yeah!” “Are you hurt?” “No!” “Not a scratch? How come?!“ “I’m not done falling yet-et-et-et-et!”
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#3028 |
Chief of the Boat
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Policeman: I'm very sorry, sir, but it looks like your wife got hit by a bus.
Man: I’m aware of that, but Karen has a wonderful personality.
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#3029 |
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Where do we get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep.
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#3030 |
Fleet Admiral
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Did you ever think that our farts may be just the ghosts of the animals we eat, escaping?
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