Breaking Wind

STEED · 10-10-06, 11:28 AM

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Silence in court shattered as suspect causes a stink

Tuesday October 10, 04:01 PM

[LONDON (AFP) - A suspect was slammed in the cells after he broke wind in a British court then burst out laughing about it. [...]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/10102006/32...ses-stink.html

We I remember my Doctor saying it's better out than in and it's a normal body function.

Kapitan · 10-10-06, 12:28 PM

My doctor said the same thing however it doesnt wash with my GF im not allowed to fart in the flat unless its in the bog, but even so it follows me back out.

STEED · 10-10-06, 12:32 PM

Your telling me Kap I remember letting one off in summer and I was sitting in front of a fan on full blast, you would had thought the fan would had blown it away, did it heck.

Kapitan · 10-10-06, 12:43 PM

lol its only when i eat chreddies or coco pops do i fart real bad yet i can stomach and entire indian and nothing.

but she does moan alot about me breaking wind sheesh.

STEED · 10-10-06, 12:50 PM

Vegetables make me fart more so with onions. I say enjoy the moment before breaking wind is taxed.

ASWnut101 · 10-10-06, 01:59 PM

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Captain Nemo · 10-11-06, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Vegetables make me fart more so with onions. I say enjoy the moment before breaking wind is taxed.

You never know Steed taxing farts could happen as they contain methane which is a greenhouse gas and contributes to climate change (see below). How the govermnent would enforce such a tax I wouldn't like to guess!

"Methane (CH4) is a greenhouse gas that remains in the atmosphere for approximately 9-15 years. Methane is over 20 times more effective in trapping heat in the atmosphere than carbon dioxide (CO2) over a 100-year period and is emitted from a variety of natural and human-influenced sources."

Nemo

10-10-06, 12:28 PM	#2
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,130 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	My doctor said the same thing however it doesnt wash with my GF im not allowed to fart in the flat unless its in the bog, but even so it follows me back out. __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

10-10-06, 12:32 PM	#3
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Your telling me Kap I remember letting one off in summer and I was sitting in front of a fan on full blast, you would had thought the fan would had blown it away, did it heck. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

10-10-06, 12:43 PM	#4
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,130 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	lol its only when i eat chreddies or coco pops do i fart real bad yet i can stomach and entire indian and nothing. but she does moan alot about me breaking wind sheesh. __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

10-10-06, 12:50 PM	#5
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Vegetables make me fart more so with onions. I say enjoy the moment before breaking wind is taxed. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

10-10-06, 01:59 PM	#6
ASWnut101 Admiral Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: USA Posts: 2,021 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	................ __________________