Finland to start enriching uranium? - Page 2

TLAM Strike · 05-03-06, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

This is a good time for me to let everyone know, I am starting a uranium enrichment project myself. I've got the garage lead-shielded and in a few days, I should have 560 centrifuges spinning, separating neutrons and protons in orderly fashion. I should have a 3 kiloton warheard ready to go by deer season this November.

To ensure that Blue States maintain parity I'm starting my Anti-Matter Generation program. We should have the delivery vehicles assembled in three months by cheap illegal workers from Mexico. We should have a dozen weapons ready by October. We will blow up a small moon in December. And we hope to tear a hole in the fabric of the universe some time in â€™07.

Oberon · 05-03-06, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

This is a good time for me to let everyone know, I am starting a uranium enrichment project myself. I've got the garage lead-shielded and in a few days, I should have 560 centrifuges spinning, separating neutrons and protons in orderly fashion. I should have a 3 kiloton warheard ready to go by deer season this November.

To ensure that Blue States maintain parity I'm starting my Anti-Matter Generation program. We should have the delivery vehicles assembled in three months by cheap illegal workers from Mexico. We should have a dozen weapons ready by October. We will blow up a small moon in December. And we hope to tear a hole in the fabric of the universe some time in â€™07.

I guess it's time I announced my intentions then....

In my garden shed I have built a fully functional time machine, I intend to travel into the future and see what lies ahead for us.

Oh dear...it doesn't look so good...

Onkel Neal · 05-03-06, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

This is a good time for me to let everyone know, I am starting a uranium enrichment project myself. I've got the garage lead-shielded and in a few days, I should have 560 centrifuges spinning, separating neutrons and protons in orderly fashion. I should have a 3 kiloton warheard ready to go by deer season this November.

To ensure that Blue States maintain parity I'm starting my Anti-Matter Generation program. We should have the delivery vehicles assembled in three months by cheap illegal workers from Mexico. We should have a dozen weapons ready by October. We will blow up a small moon in December. And we hope to tear a hole in the fabric of the universe some time in â€™07.

Ok, that does it

We in the Red States demand you cease your enrichment plans at once and allow Texas Inspection Teams in to monitor. We are sealing the broder so you can expect no more Mexicans coming through. All options are on the table.

SUBMAN1 · 05-03-06, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

This is a good time for me to let everyone know, I am starting a uranium enrichment project myself. I've got the garage lead-shielded and in a few days, I should have 560 centrifuges spinning, separating neutrons and protons in orderly fashion. I should have a 3 kiloton warheard ready to go by deer season this November.

How the hell did you design a miniturized warhead without first taking baby steps to design about a 15 to 30 kt device first? I'd have to place my bets on the fact that your failure rate will be near 100% without knowing how the simple device works first!

-S :hmm:

SUBMAN1 · 05-03-06, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

This is a good time for me to let everyone know, I am starting a uranium enrichment project myself. I've got the garage lead-shielded and in a few days, I should have 560 centrifuges spinning, separating neutrons and protons in orderly fashion. I should have a 3 kiloton warheard ready to go by deer season this November.

How the hell did you design a miniturized warhead without first taking baby steps to design about a 15 to 30 kt device first? I'd have to place my bets on the fact that your failure rate will be near 100% without knowing how the simple device works first!

-S :hmm:

How could I be so stupid and you be so smart??? I just figured it out! You are building a dirty bomb! You will explode it, come back a week or two later and collect the deer! Duh! OK, you will probably have a 100% success rate then. Sorry to have ever doubted you!

-S

JohnnyBlaze · 06-15-06, 05:15 PM

Suddenly found this topic and almost had a heart attack and at the same time pissing my pants.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

STEED · 06-15-06, 05:36 PM

Finland might consider enriching uranium!!!

Bloody heck they will have the bomb and then we will be all screwed, Finland wants world domination quick nuke them before they nuke us.

micky1up · 06-15-06, 05:39 PM

i have no problems with them and uranium they havent exactly threatened to wipe anyone off the face of the earth have they

STEED · 06-15-06, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by micky1up

i have no problems with them and uranium they havent exactly threatened to wipe anyone off the face of the earth have they

Try saying that after they drop the bomb on you.

Subnuts · 06-15-06, 05:56 PM

Hey guys, I'm putting the finishing touches on the first stage of my gaseous thermal diffusion plant. I know nobody has enriched uranium using this method this the 50s, but I need a bit of technical help. I can't get ahold of any cheap Uranium Hexaflouride. Apparently it's been outlawed.

Where can I find some?

STEED · 06-15-06, 06:20 PM

If Finland try's it on with us Brits, I am going to send Oberon over there too have a word with them.

Onkel Neal · 06-15-06, 07:51 PM

Ok, we've reached the critical stage. Where are all the demonstrations? The activists? Are all the peaceniks on a hippie-break?

I'm warning you, I may have to use this thing on someone. It's killing the grass around my shop.

STEED · 06-16-06, 06:52 AM

Is that a declaration of war Neal? :hmm:

mog · 06-16-06, 08:17 AM

NEWSFLASH: FINNS ANNOUNCE COMPLETION OF FIRST BOMB

STEED · 06-16-06, 12:48 PM

OL CRAP

TIME FOR ONE LAST BEER.

06-15-06, 05:15 PM	#21
JohnnyBlaze Officer Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Helsinki, Finland Posts: 247 Downloads: 205 Uploads: 0	I know we "The Finns" are crazy but... Suddenly found this topic and almost had a heart attack and at the same time pissing my pants. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

06-15-06, 05:36 PM	#22
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Finland might consider enriching uranium!!! Bloody heck they will have the bomb and then we will be all screwed, Finland wants world domination quick nuke them before they nuke us. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

06-15-06, 05:56 PM	#25
Subnuts The Old Man Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 1,658 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	Hey guys, I'm putting the finishing touches on the first stage of my gaseous thermal diffusion plant. I know nobody has enriched uranium using this method this the 50s, but I need a bit of technical help. I can't get ahold of any cheap Uranium Hexaflouride. Apparently it's been outlawed. Where can I find some? __________________ My Amazon.com reviews

06-15-06, 06:20 PM	#26
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	If Finland try's it on with us Brits, I am going to send Oberon over there too have a word with them. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

06-15-06, 07:51 PM	#27
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,385 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Ok, we've reached the critical stage. Where are all the demonstrations? The activists? Are all the peaceniks on a hippie-break? I'm warning you, I may have to use this thing on someone. It's killing the grass around my shop. __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

06-15-06, 05:39 PM	#23
micky1up Captain Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: helensburgh Posts: 525 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	i have no problems with them and uranium they havent exactly threatened to wipe anyone off the face of the earth have they

06-16-06, 06:52 AM	#28
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Is that a declaration of war Neal? :hmm: __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

06-16-06, 08:17 AM	#29
mog Medic Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sydney Posts: 163 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	NEWSFLASH: FINNS ANNOUNCE COMPLETION OF FIRST BOMB

06-16-06, 12:48 PM	#30
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	OL CRAP TIME FOR ONE LAST BEER. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!