Happy Birthday TarJak! - Page 2

nikimcbee · 12-26-13, 11:21 AM

May all of your Ashes and Foster's dreams come true!

Penguin · 12-26-13, 02:15 PM

Happy birthday, Herr TarJak!

Hope you can enjoy some cold brews in the summer heat!

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I live in America. I'm always a day late and a dollar short.

This explains why Americans are always behind the times...

TarJak · 12-26-13, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Penguin

Happy birthday, Herr TarJak!

Hope you can enjoy some cold brews in the summer heat!

Done.

And now enjoying a mild hangover in the summer heat.

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

May all of your Ashes and Foster's dreams come true!

The Ashes dream has come true already though a 5-0 whitwash would be nice. Fosters? Whats that?

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Originally Posted by privateer

1 year closer to parole eh?
Good on ya Mate.

Mate, I got a life sentence. No parole for me.

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I live in America. I'm always a day late and a dollar short.

Happy Birthday anyway!

Better a day late than not at all. Thanks Steve.

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Message received and replied to...heaven only knows what the issue was

Rgr that mate.

12-26-13, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Mate, I got a life sentence. No parole for me.

I'm 20 years into mine also.

vienna · 12-26-13, 03:25 PM

Happy Birthday!

<O>

Penguin · 12-26-13, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Fosters? Whats that?

The most clever marketing scheme in business history. Get rid of the dishwater which you wouldn't even feed to your crocodiles and sell it to dumb foreigners as authentic and genuine beer.
We do the same to the Yanks with St. Pauli Girl.

12-26-13, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Penguin

We do the same to the Yanks with St. Pauli Girl.

You...
You....
You......
Cruel Bastums!!

kranz · 12-26-13, 03:47 PM

Happy birthday

nikimcbee · 12-26-13, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Penguin

The most clever marketing scheme in business history. Get rid of the dishwater which you wouldn't even feed to your crocodiles and sell it to dumb foreigners as authentic and genuine beer.
We do the same to the Yanks with St. Pauli Girl.

Yeah, but the St Pauli Girl has nice tits, so it can't be all that bad.

12-26-13, 04:05 PM

I'm still trying to get over the 'Dumb Foreigners' comment.

We trusted you and you dump CRAP on us and laugh?

I think I just found a way to get rid of Nuclear Wastes if we just come up with the right add campaign.

Tango589 · 12-26-13, 04:07 PM

Happy birthday my old china!

TarJak · 12-26-13, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Penguin

The most clever marketing scheme in business history. Get rid of the dishwater which you wouldn't even feed to your crocodiles and sell it to dumb foreigners as authentic and genuine beer.
We do the same to the Yanks with St. Pauli Girl.

Correct! But Ssshhh! We don't want the poms and yanks who drink it to stop.

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Originally Posted by privateer

You...
You....
You......
Cruel Bastums!!

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Yeah, but the St Pauli Girl has nice tits, so it can't be all that bad.

How do we get her without drinking the beer?

I love a woman with big jugs..... of beer.

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Originally Posted by privateer

I'm still trying to get over the 'Dumb Foreigners' comment.

We trusted you and you dump CRAP on us and laugh?

I think I just found a way to get rid of Nuclear Wastes if we just come up with the right add campaign.

Penguin · 12-26-13, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Yeah, but the St Pauli Girl has nice tits, so it can't be all that bad.

Well, in St. Pauli you would find a girl dressed in Bavarian clothes only in certain establishments

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Originally Posted by privateer

I'm still trying to get over the 'Dumb Foreigners' comment.

We trusted you and you dump CRAP on us and laugh?

Well Germans are dumb enough to fall for Foster's, too.

But to overcome your disappointment: I still have the bridge here on which the St Pauli girl usually rides her unicorn... Good price, good price, for you!

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Originally Posted by privateer

I think I just found a way to get rid of Nuclear Wastes if we just come up with the right add campaign.

You're too late with this idea, we already have more than a dozen Mickey D's in my home town...

nikimcbee · 12-26-13, 11:25 PM

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I think I just found a way to get rid of Nuclear Wastes if we just come up with the right add campaign.

Twinkies...duh.

nikimcbee · 12-26-13, 11:30 PM

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Way to take one for the global team Tarjak. Oz, it's more than a prison colony, it's the best radioactive dump this side of New Jersey.

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Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	I'm still trying to get over the 'Dumb Foreigners' comment. We trusted you and you dump CRAP on us and laugh? I think I just found a way to get rid of Nuclear Wastes if we just come up with the right add campaign.