My New Neighbour - Page 2

Egan · 07-20-13, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Probably only known to a few Brits on here (Google is your friend).

For those who know of the former Geordie footballer Paul Gascoigne you may remember possibly his closest friend Jimmy '5 bellies' Gardner.

Well I was putting my rubbish bin out last night when a voice from the garden next door asked me "Which colour bin is it tomorrow? I'm new here"

When I looked over the gate there he was...my new neighbour.

No way!

Wonder whether he'd be willing to come back to Rangers?

Herr-Berbunch · 07-20-13, 01:43 PM

Light a barbecue, open your front door and crack open a tin nice - Gazza will soon sniff it out.

Wear a box though, just in case.

Jimbuna · 07-20-13, 01:54 PM

I think we may be on crossed lines here....Jimmy 5 bellies is my new neighbour, not Gazza

Egan · 07-20-13, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I think we may be on crossed lines here....Jimmy 5 bellies is my new neighbour, not Gazza

Meh. Well, never mind.

Go and ask him if he'll play for Rangers, then...can't be any worse than the players we've got these days.

Jimbuna · 07-20-13, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Egan

Meh. Well, never mind.

Go and ask him if he'll play for Rangers, then...can't be any worse than the players we've got these days.

If they're in a league sponsored by a brewer I reckon he'd accept

TarJak · 07-20-13, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

LOL, I'm wondering if Gazza will turn up one day

He's got to visit his old mate at some point. Just get the barbie and beers ready in case he does.

eddie · 07-20-13, 06:30 PM

Well Watson, it looks like this Buna fellow has a new partner in crime, we will need help getting these two hooligans. Get in touch with Inspector Lewis and Hathaway

Sorry Holmes, but it seems Lewis and hathaway are busy with a personal matter at the moment-

Well Watson, contact Chief Inspector Foyle, he'll help us I'm sure of it!
Sorry Holmes, old boy, seems to be some cunfusion as to where Foyles Loyalties lie, I doubt that is the Royal Palace Guard that he is standing in front of!

Then Watson, get a hold of that little Frenchman Hercule Poirot!
Are you sure Holmes, he's a touchy little bastid!

I am not a bloody little Frog! I'm a bloddy little Belgian!! And I don't have any time for such mundane matters like this Buna character! I'm much to busy with important cases!

Well there you have it Holmes, now you know what I have been putting up with all these years! I'd like to take that little Belgian, and use him for a bloody anchor on me boat!

Right then! I'll meet you two in Newcastle in the morning, and we'll have these two in irons before the sun sets!

STEED · 07-21-13, 06:18 AM

Jimbuna · 07-21-13, 06:20 AM

BossMark · 07-21-13, 07:49 AM

Dont expect Gazza calling yet Jim

http://news.sky.com/story/1118604/pa...ssault-charges

Jimbuna · 07-21-13, 08:06 AM

I doubt he'll ever learn

07-20-13, 01:43 PM	#17
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Light a barbecue, open your front door and crack open a tin nice - Gazza will soon sniff it out. Wear a box though, just in case. __________________

07-20-13, 01:54 PM	#18
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I think we may be on crossed lines here....Jimmy 5 bellies is my new neighbour, not Gazza __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-21-13, 06:18 AM	#23
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	__________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

07-21-13, 06:20 AM	#24
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-21-13, 07:49 AM	#25
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Dont expect Gazza calling yet Jim http://news.sky.com/story/1118604/pa...ssault-charges __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

07-20-13, 06:30 PM	#22
eddie Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,023 Downloads: 99 Uploads: 0	Well Watson, it looks like this Buna fellow has a new partner in crime, we will need help getting these two hooligans. Get in touch with Inspector Lewis and Hathaway Sorry Holmes, but it seems Lewis and hathaway are busy with a personal matter at the moment- Well Watson, contact Chief Inspector Foyle, he'll help us I'm sure of it! Sorry Holmes, old boy, seems to be some cunfusion as to where Foyles Loyalties lie, I doubt that is the Royal Palace Guard that he is standing in front of! Then Watson, get a hold of that little Frenchman Hercule Poirot! Are you sure Holmes, he's a touchy little bastid! I am not a bloody little Frog! I'm a bloddy little Belgian!! And I don't have any time for such mundane matters like this Buna character! I'm much to busy with important cases! Well there you have it Holmes, now you know what I have been putting up with all these years! I'd like to take that little Belgian, and use him for a bloody anchor on me boat! Right then! I'll meet you two in Newcastle in the morning, and we'll have these two in irons before the sun sets!

07-21-13, 08:06 AM	#26
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I doubt he'll ever learn __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!