This made me chuckle.

[Falkirion]

Haha I had a chuckle. Disagree with the NZ one. Should read sheep instead of cow (sorry Kiwi!)

[JU_88]

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Obamunism:
You have 2 cows.
One cow is brown, the other is black and white.
A race war begins on the farm. W is blamed.

Electionism,
You have a white cow and a brown cow, but you can only keep one.
They both make passionate cases full of promises and bold claims as to what would makes them the most exceptional cow.
You choose Brown cow, but you quickly find that he chews his grass and moos just like all the other cows before him - and when you step in his pat, he claims that it was actually a pat left over by the last white cow you owned.

You will do this every four years for the rest of your life and the result will be the same regardless of which colour cow you choose. Eventually you might even realise that both the white and the brown cows are being raised by the same farmer. But you continue to play along anyway in the blind hope that one day, there might be a cow who is actually different.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by JU_88

Electionism,
You have a white cow and a brown cow, but you can only keep one.
They both make passionate cases full of promises and bold claims as to what would makes them the most exceptional cow.
You choose Brown cow, but you quickly find that he chews his grass and moos just like all the other cows before him - and when you step in his pat, he claims that it was actually a pat left over by the last white cow you owned.

You will do this every four years for the rest of your life and the result will be the same regardless of which colour cow you choose. Eventually you might even realise that both the white and the brown cows are being raised by the same farmer. But you continue to play along anyway in the blind hope that one day, there might be a cow who is actually different.

Farmer sells cows and gets sheep.

[Takeda Shingen]

General Topicsism:

You make a post about cows.
The forum spends the next two days fighting about cows.
The moderators go get Aspirin.

[Stealhead]

Two Subsim moderators step into a bar.....Ah I forgot the rest.