Young, Female, Dasngerous

[MothBalls]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

£14.94 for a case of 24 x 500ml cans....cheap as chips but gets the job done

I'd be willing to bet 99 out of 100 of Americans in this forum [including me] have no idea if this is a good deal or not. (so does that make us all a part of the 99%?)

More important question, usually when someone tells me "it gets the job done" that translates into tastes like dung, so, does it taste good?

Back on topic, every time I think of female bodyguard, I picture a 6 foot tall Rosie O'Donnell, in drag.

A Female Bodyguard has an advantage as many will hesitate.
It's pounded into the Males that you do not hit a Women.
That momentary pause could mean the difference between your success.
If you are out to actually whack someone?
You better be able to overlook the gender of the bodyguards and take the target down.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by MothBalls

I'd be willing to bet 99 out of 100 of Americans in this forum [including me] have no idea if this is a good deal or not. (so does that make us all a part of the 99%?)

More important question, usually when someone tells me "it gets the job done" that translates into tastes like dung, so, does it taste good?

Back on topic, every time I think of female bodyguard, I picture a 6 foot tall Rosie O'Donnell, in drag.

It's between £5 and £8 cheaper than other makes and tastes equally as good as most of said makes

[TorpX]

Whatever happened to Col. Quadaffy's bodyguards? I guess they're unemployed now.

[Torplexed]

Originally Posted by TorpX

Whatever happened to Col. Quadaffy's bodyguards? I guess they're unemployed now.

Probably happily so.

Women who were part of Col. Moammar Gaddafi’s elite team of female bodyguards say they were raped and abused by the now fugitive Libyan leader.
The Sunday Times of Malta reports that the former bodyguards said Gaddafi and his sons raped and abused them and then discarded the women once the men became “bored” with them.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...OKnJ_blog.html

I wouldn't be surprised if they helped beat and shoot their former 'employer.'

[Takeda Shingen]

Now I know what to put on my Christmas list.

[papa_smurf]

If you want truly scary, try drinking with a female rugby/football team (did at uni, never recovered properly).

[Torplexed]

Originally Posted by papa_smurf

If you want truly scary, try drinking with a female rugby/football team (did at uni, never recovered properly).

I'd like to try knocking back some vodka with Dimitri Medvedev's Cheerleaders. It'd probably kill me, but it might be worth the price.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Torplexed

Probably happily so.



http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...OKnJ_blog.html

I wouldn't be surprised if they helped beat and shoot their former 'employer.'

His last thought was probably knowing what it felt like to be sodomised....poetic justice.

[nikimcbee]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

I wouldn't mind one or two of these myself.

No doubt Dowly would want a dozen or more

Brisk business for China's female bodyguards



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-15688685

Jim, you could have your Chinese body guard (giggity), but you'd be hungry an hour later.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Jim, you could have your Chinese body guard (giggity), but you'd be hungry an hour later.

Aye...hungry for more