Next Realism step

[Osmium Steele]

33. Every few years cut a hole in your roof, hire a some workers to remove all furniture, appliances, electrial wiring, pipes etc. to a storage warehouse. Go live in the neighbors garage for a year or so then put it all back. *

DMP = Depot Modernization Period. 2 1/2 year overhaul compacted into 11 months. *shiver* still have nightmares....... FIRE IN THE FANROOM!

[kraszus]

Originally Posted by postalbyke

Or follow this classic bit of submarine humor:

http://www.trolinger.com/david/simulate.html

enjoy!

edit: OMG this reminds me of the good old days! USS Toledo represent!

OMG...laughed so hard I cried...really !!!