Niburu, Devil, Freemasons, UFOs.. - Page 2

Dowly · 08-31-10, 10:21 AM

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To what purpose? They must have a pretty good reason to go to all the trouble of dressing up as humans and hiding on Earth...

The heck I know, I'm just here to make fun of the guy.

Task Force · 08-31-10, 10:25 AM

Well, I think ive heard my days worth of stupid.

Raptor1 · 08-31-10, 10:26 AM

I figured the purpose of the invasion would be the funniest bit of this whole mess, but looks like it's just another plot hole...

ETR3(SS) · 08-31-10, 10:27 AM

Sounds like someone got drunk and went on a V watching binge.

Task Force · 08-31-10, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Raptor1

I figured the purpose of the invasion would be the funniest bit of this whole mess, but looks like it's just another plot hole...

Well you see, they are like hunter, attracted to cheese.

Raptor1 · 08-31-10, 10:32 AM

The aliens are Dutch? That explains a lot...

Task Force · 08-31-10, 10:33 AM

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The aliens are Dutch? That explains a lot...

Explains Hunter.

Buddahaid · 08-31-10, 11:17 AM

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So, let's see if I got this. There are Freemasons and Alien dudes, the Freemasons are Hoomans who are working for the Alien dudes and the Alien dudes look just like Hoomans; they make up 20% of the population and own 99% of all businesses.

What is the supposed objective of these Aliens and their Liberated Construction Worker minions?

Sure! Didn't you ever watch The Invaders? Look out for the unbendable pinky fingers.

Takeda Shingen · 08-31-10, 11:34 AM

NASA=Satan. Who knew? I also find the hiss at the end to be the element that drives the argument beyond assault. Check and mate.

Sailor Steve · 08-31-10, 12:43 PM

Dowly, you little maggot! You're always bringing up garbage like this! You puke! You wouldn't know a cospiracy if it bagged your mother! Get this through your whiny little ferret brain - there is no conspiracy! If you mention 'conspiracy' again I will personally come to your useless little country and make ferret stew for my dinner! Do you understand me, you jackwagon!

Sorry, just got through watching the 'Full Metal Disney' link, and I'm still recovering.

But the reality?

George Washington was a Freemason. Benjamin Franklin replaced Voltaire as the leader of all Masonry in France.

Cover-up?

TLAM Strike · 08-31-10, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Raptor1

I figured the purpose of the invasion would be the funniest bit of this whole mess, but looks like it's just another plot hole...

"So they fly half-way across the galaxy in a highly advanced spaceship, but they don't use their technology to take over the planet. You know what their weakness turned out to be? Water. I mean, if that's true, why go to all the trouble to invade a planet that's two-thirds water? Not to mention the rain."
-Col. Sam Carter SG-1

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Thats brilliant, even better than Yubbas secret south pole telescope...

Didn't realize the well documented Amundsen-Scott Radio Telescope was top-secret...

Now the question I have is if Satanic Lizard Aliens are secretly running the world why do they need a telescope to do a survey of our solar system built on Earth? Would they not have more advanced sensor systems on their spaceship? Plus since its a spaceship it would not have to deal with our atmosphere degrading the performance.

Buddahaid · 08-31-10, 01:26 PM

I hear they're (the Gorn) behind the tea party movement as well.

08-31-10, 02:57 PM

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Didn't you ever watch The Invaders? Look out for the unbendable pinky fingers.

So Maggie Thatcher is an alien, that explains a lot.

Castout · 08-31-10, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Raptor1

So, let's see if I got this. There are Freemasons and Alien dudes, the Freemasons are Hoomans who are working for the Alien dudes and the Alien dudes look just like Hoomans; they make up 20% of the population and own 99% of all businesses.

What is the supposed objective of these Aliens and their Liberated Construction Worker minions?

Build free homes for the poor?

It's actually now 99% of all population and 20% of all business. Yea I know tough times, most people just wanted free ride

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I thought they look just like humans.

Actually it's us who look like them

so who's copying whom again?

As for Nibiru: No evidence, hardly enough exposure

As for Devil:
Haven't met the devil yet though our old house(almost 3 decades back) had something evil in it. It strangled my mom once, showed itself to her(once in RL, once in dream), and choked the guy who was supposed to watch over our house and scared him so much that he refused entering again.
A female winged demon which my mother saw in an old hotel room decades ago(plucked and walking around on the ceiling)
and a folklore female demon seen by multiple number of family members flying and laughing in some plantation also about 3 decades ago.
As for me I haven't seen one with my own eyes any demon but have in a number of times seen them as a mental image(not made up or fantasied), including an evil spirit sent into my dorm room back in 2002 in Singapore and

I believe at least on one occasion one which was able to fly literally showed me who just made my heart laughed...in a room full of people in broad daylight by flying over to the person(and emitting ripple of felt energy along the way) who just made me laugh for something she was saying in her heart/mind so now I concluded that at least some of them are able to know what I'm feeling or thinking well aside God(again: Meh).
So it's nothing unusual to me. As what a Lion would say: Meh. Saw God(Christ) though, the guy ,more like entity since couldn't even see the figure, which emitted unbearable white light from His face LOL...no really it was when I was a kid(Why not I asked for it and it was answered immediately :P).

UFO: Haven't seen one, not enough evidence but would love to accept and wish that mankind are not alone as a civilization in this universe.

DarkFish · 08-31-10, 06:40 PM

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UFO: Haven't seen one, not enough evidence but would love to accept and wish that mankind are not alone as a civilization in this universe.

Oh, there probably is life somewhere in this universe. Maybe even a complex civilization like ours. But how are they supposed to get a UFO here anytime soon?

Ah wait - I get it! The pyramids are actually teleporting devices build by freemasons!

Niburu - yawn

Devil - I'm an Atheist/Germanic Paganist. First I don't believe in the Gods as actual living beings, second there is no such thing as a Devil in the Germanic Pantheon (Loki looks most like one but even he is not entirely bad, and nowhere near a devil). Two reasons not to believe in devils.

Freemasons - just another bunch of weirdos. Nothing dangerous, nothing extraterrestrial. I'd say live and let live.

UFO's - Unidentified Flying Objects, of course some flying objects are unidentified. But that doesn't mean they're extraterrestrial. Some people seem to think so though.
Yes, I believe in Aliens. No, I don't believe their technology is anywhere near advanced enough to get here.

08-31-10, 10:25 AM	#17
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Well, I think ive heard my days worth of stupid. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

08-31-10, 10:26 AM	#18
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	I figured the purpose of the invasion would be the funniest bit of this whole mess, but looks like it's just another plot hole... __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

08-31-10, 10:27 AM	#19
ETR3(SS) Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Between test depth and periscope depth Posts: 3,021 Downloads: 175 Uploads: 16	Sounds like someone got drunk and went on a V watching binge. __________________ USS Kentucky SSBN 737 (G) Comms Div 2003-2006 Qualified 19 November 03 Yes I was really on a submarine.

08-31-10, 10:32 AM	#21
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	The aliens are Dutch? That explains a lot... __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

08-31-10, 12:43 PM	#25
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Dowly, you little maggot! You're always bringing up garbage like this! You puke! You wouldn't know a cospiracy if it bagged your mother! Get this through your whiny little ferret brain - there is no conspiracy! If you mention 'conspiracy' again I will personally come to your useless little country and make ferret stew for my dinner! Do you understand me, you jackwagon! Sorry, just got through watching the 'Full Metal Disney' link, and I'm still recovering. But the reality? George Washington was a Freemason. Benjamin Franklin replaced Voltaire as the leader of all Masonry in France. Cover-up? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

08-31-10, 11:34 AM	#24
Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	NASA=Satan. Who knew? I also find the hiss at the end to be the element that drives the argument beyond assault. Check and mate.

08-31-10, 01:26 PM	#27
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,319 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	I hear they're (the Gorn) behind the tea party movement as well. __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie