Council pays for dating for those in its care - Page 2

UnderseaLcpl · 08-18-10, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

But unless you spend several million *your money here* on government research, how can you know for sure?

We'll have to form an agency to work on that problem.

frau kaleun · 08-18-10, 03:01 PM

But first we need to form a committee to discuss the proper organizational structure of the proposed agency.

So... who's bringing the donuts?

TarJak · 08-19-10, 01:52 AM

Hang on, which council is going to govern the committee that structures the agency that carries out the study?

Jimbuna · 08-20-10, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Hang on, which council is going to govern the committee that structures the agency that carries out the study?

Any government quango they care to dream up most likely

Sailor Steve · 08-20-10, 03:02 PM

Okay, so far we have:

Committee to discuss forming a council to organize a committee to create an agency to decide who will be on the committee to buy the donuts for the committee to form the council to organize the committee to create the agency that will look into the reasons for government bloat and waste.

Next on the agenda: Coffee!

FIREWALL · 08-20-10, 03:10 PM

City of Bell, California.

frau kaleun · 08-20-10, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Okay, so far we have:

Committee to discuss forming a council to organize a committee to create an agency to decide who will be on the committee to buy the donuts for the committee to form the council to organize the committee to create the agency that will look into the reasons for government bloat and waste.

Next on the agenda: Coffee!

Jimbuna · 08-20-10, 03:47 PM

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Next on the agenda: Coffee!

STEED · 08-21-10, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by papa_smurf

I don't think anyone over here really understands what our local councils actually do

I DO!

Waste money.

Don't bother with any council jobs, the application forms are 50 pages long!

Jimbuna · 08-21-10, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

I DO!

Waste money.

Don't bother with any council jobs, the application forms are 50 pages long!

I can just picture you loading waste bins into the back of a bin wagon

jumpy · 08-21-10, 02:26 PM

I appreciate the concern shown by all to the formation of appropriate regulatory bodies essential for the proactive methods we shall use to go forwards during the next quarterly time structure pending the celebratory season, but no-one has noticed the importance of one crucial factor, essential for the productivity necessary to the aforementioned regulatory bodies, in order that they may approach their business in a task and resource driven environment suitable to the needs of the goals of the committees and their mandate to execute their conclusions (subject to approval by the oversight committee appropriate).

All means at our disposal should be trained toward this task, with an independent team organised with the objective to expropriate all information pertinent to the resolution of the following agenda choices:

Custard or Jam?

STEED · 08-21-10, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

I can just picture you loading waste bins into the back of a bin wagon

I was applying for a admin job and a post room assistant at my local council office, I had to fill the bloody form out twice!

Jimbuna · 08-21-10, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

I was applying for a admin job and a post room assistant at my local council office, I had to fill the bloody form out twice!

Of course you have to.....that keeps your potential admin colleagues in a job

STEED · 08-22-10, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Of course you have to.....that keeps your potential admin colleagues in a job

Bureaucrats!

Jimbuna · 08-22-10, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Bureaucrats!

Working class folk simply trying to earn a crust

08-20-10, 03:02 PM	#20
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Okay, so far we have: Committee to discuss forming a council to organize a committee to create an agency to decide who will be on the committee to buy the donuts for the committee to form the council to organize the committee to create the agency that will look into the reasons for government bloat and waste. Next on the agenda: Coffee! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

08-20-10, 03:10 PM	#21
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	City of Bell, California. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

08-21-10, 02:26 PM	#26
jumpy Admiral Join Date: May 2003 Location: Midlands, UK Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	RE: Donuts I appreciate the concern shown by all to the formation of appropriate regulatory bodies essential for the proactive methods we shall use to go forwards during the next quarterly time structure pending the celebratory season, but no-one has noticed the importance of one crucial factor, essential for the productivity necessary to the aforementioned regulatory bodies, in order that they may approach their business in a task and resource driven environment suitable to the needs of the goals of the committees and their mandate to execute their conclusions (subject to approval by the oversight committee appropriate). All means at our disposal should be trained toward this task, with an independent team organised with the objective to expropriate all information pertinent to the resolution of the following agenda choices: Custard or Jam? __________________ when you’ve been so long in the desert, any water, no matter how brackish, looks like life

08-18-10, 03:01 PM	#17
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	But first we need to form a committee to discuss the proper organizational structure of the proposed agency. So... who's bringing the donuts?

08-19-10, 01:52 AM	#18
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Hang on, which council is going to govern the committee that structures the agency that carries out the study?