A cup of coffee - Page 2

08-12-10, 11:34 PM

I have to have four cups of coffee per day. If not I get a terrible caffene head ache. Yet if I have the coffee too late in the day I end up awake late into the night. Like now.

TLAM Strike · 08-12-10, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Castout

with words?! . . . . .show me some Kung Fu!

Pffftt! Kung Fu! Bah! More like Dung Fool!

Lets see:

Uniform: $50
Cost per month for classes: $100
Number of months needed for Black Belt: 30
Total Cost: $3,000
Effective range of Kung Fu: 1 meter

M91/30 Mosin-Nagant Bolt Action Sniper Rifle: $160 +S@H
Cost of training: negligible, its so simple an illiterate peasant could use it.
Effective range of M91/30 with scope: 750 meters

krashkart · 08-13-10, 12:08 AM

Ha!

08-13-10, 01:02 AM

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Is it a bad thing that it made perfect sense to me?

Is it a bad thing that so many didn't understand it, after all some tea party supporters can be just as freaky as the candidates they are selecting.

Castout · 08-13-10, 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

M91/30 Mosin-Nagant Bolt Action Sniper Rifle: $160 +S@H
Cost of training: negligible, its so simple an illiterate peasant could use it.
Effective range of M91/30 with scope: 750 meters

That hurts...I paid my cheap Chinese airsoft gun for a little more than $300......I need to kill people . . . .

let's see if I can get a bite or two

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Originally Posted by Tribesman

Is it a bad thing that so many didn't understand it, after all some tea party supporters can be just as freaky as the candidates they are selecting.

He hast spoken. We are poor illiterate people(by plain ignorance)

Do speak more! (British politics is indeed bewildering because I can't relate them to tea and coffee

)

Jimbuna · 08-13-10, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Don't be silly. I'm actually a very nice person.

Who knows how to hurt people.

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Originally Posted by Castout

with words?! . . . . .show me some Kung Fu!

08-13-10, 08:07 AM

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Do speak more! (British politics is indeed bewildering because I can't relate them to tea and coffee

)

Indeed, as its American politics by someone who isn't British

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We are poor illiterate people(by plain ignorance)

While it has some basis on pieces from the Irish and British press its mainly based on US coverage of the selection process for the upcoming US elections, so perhaps it is not illiteracy but simply just plain ignorance as you yourself suggest

frau kaleun · 08-13-10, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Castout

with words?! . . . . .show me some Kung Fu!

I'm working on my telekinetic jiu-jitsu pretty much every day now, so if you find yourself "accidentally" losing your balance and falling on your face any time in the future just assume it's me.

TarJak · 08-13-10, 08:15 AM

Sounds to me like someone needs to have a nice cuppa and a lie down.

ajrimmer42 · 08-13-10, 01:42 PM

me likey tea

Sailor Steve · 08-13-10, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Uniform: $50
Cost per month for classes: $100
Number of months needed for Black Belt: 30
Total Cost: $3,000
Effective range of Kung Fu: 1 meter

M91/30 Mosin-Nagant Bolt Action Sniper Rifle: $160 +S@H
Cost of training: negligible, its so simple an illiterate peasant could use it.
Effective range of M91/30 with scope: 750 meters

Good point, in open country. In the living room?

frau kaleun · 08-13-10, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Well, that's clearly not me, as I've been well-trained enough to know that kicks that high are for the dojo and exhibitions only, and almost always a bad choice when fighting on any surface where the footing is not guaranteed 100% stable, except as a no-other-options last resort desperation move.

It's not that we have anything against kicking people in the head, mind you. We just prefer to put our opponents on the ground first, or at the very least give 'em a good shot in the 'nads to double 'em over. Kicks to the head can then be performed almost at one's leisure.

frau kaleun · 08-13-10, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Good point, in open country. In the living room?

Colonel Mustard, with the lead pipe.

Sailor Steve · 08-13-10, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

It's not that we have anything against kicking people in the head, mind you. We just prefer to put our opponents on the ground first, or at the very least give 'em a good shot in the 'nads to double 'em over. Kicks to the head can then be performed almost at one's leisure.

Robert Heinlein's three rules of martial arts:

1. Hit first.
2. Hit hard.
3. Hit dirty.

Jimbuna · 08-13-10, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Well, that's clearly not me, as I've been well-trained enough to know that kicks that high are for the dojo and exhibitions only, and almost always a bad choice when fighting on any surface where the footing is not guaranteed 100% stable, except as a no-other-options last resort desperation move.

It's not that we have anything against kicking people in the head, mind you. We just prefer to put our opponents on the ground first, or at the very least give 'em a good shot in the 'nads to double 'em over. Kicks to the head can then be performed almost at one's leisure.

Yes, we followed the same principle/phylosophy in Aikido

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