The Ugliest Web Site Of All Time

[Sailor Steve]

Frau, I know your intentions are good, but you just lost 500 credits by showing that link.

Of course, maybe your intentions aren't so good, in which case your credibility as an internet terrorist just went up.

Originally Posted by ryanglavin

How do you even make a website that awful???

Simple:

1) Turn off brain.

2) Post and link anything at all that pops into the brain that has been turned off.

3) Forget when to say "enough is enough".

4) Rinse and repeat.

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Frau, I know your intentions are good, but you just lost 500 credits by showing that link.

DON'T shoot the Messenger!

[papa_smurf]

Gonna......be.........sick.........need........a.. ........medic

[Weiss Pinguin]

First thing I thought of was this I kid you not, my web browser had a seizure and froze up for about 5 minutes when I opened that page.

[Platapus]

When I attended a web page design class, they used a text book entitled

"Web pages that suck". Now it has it's own web page

http://www.webpagesthatsuck.com/#axzz0uz1Bau00

[Onkel Neal]

Wow, that takes bad design to a new level of art form

But there is this, that has to say sumptin about her I like.

[Platapus]

We need international government oversight to prevent music on webpages.... especially sucky music.... that is played loud.

If the music sucks, playing it louder only makes it suck for a greater distance.

[Herr-Berbunch]

So, Frau Kaluen, which dress did you pick in the end?

Never in my life have I required the use of chatroom abbreviations, until now - OMG, WTF!!!!!

It was really bad, and then the musak started , then I scrolled down... but how much time did Onkel Neal invest to find that page?

[Jimbuna]

The dog has looked up from the floor and run out of the computer den

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

So, Frau Kaluen, which dress did you pick in the end?

If I can't get hitched in jeans and a Star Wars t-shirt, I ain't doin' it!

[Capt. Morgan]

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Wow, that takes bad design to a new level of art form
But there is this, that has to say sumptin about her I like.

Granted, her site is best viewed through welders goggles, but I found a lot about her I liked.

Most especially, I like the fact that she isn't afraid of her own personality, and isn't afraid to express it. Her site gives me a great impression of who she is and I'm willing to bet that sitting next to her on a long flight would be both fun and memorable.

Nice to see someone making a living doing what they obviously love. I notice she has a lot of friends too - and that her customers all look pretty happy.

And isn't it nice to see someone who isn't trying to be a just a pale imitation of whatever cultural idol has happened to catch their imagination for the moment?


Her site also has a recipe for a killer Pecan Pie... but I'm not going to give you the link - So There!

[Jimbuna]

In what shape and colour does the pie come in?

[Capt. Morgan]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

In what shape and colour does the pie come in?

No Idea (no pix), but the recipe was written in bright red letters over a pale blue background

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

http://www.yvettesbridalformal.com/

Somewhere, a web designer is crying softly into his pillow.

And what is it for you? You feel better with yourself this way .

[flatsixes]

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