You Park Like An Idiot - Page 2

krashkart · 05-22-10, 07:25 PM

Heh. A white dude called you a cracker, huh? Identity crisis. Whatever, anyway glad the idiot didn't try to be real OG and cap you or anything. Sounds like he's a complete blowhard.

ivank · 05-22-10, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

Heh. A white dude called you a cracker, huh? Identity crisis. Whatever, anyway glad the idiot didn't try to be real OG and cap you or anything. Sounds like he's a complete blowhard.

Yea, the fact that he called my this, was the saddest part of my day. I am scared for our race and for humanity

Sledgehammer427 · 05-22-10, 07:38 PM

(we call them wiggers here

)
And my friends and I are not afraid to fight them. In high school we studied them and they never full-on bothered us, but we know from their fighting style that against any one of our friends (I am in possession of a USMC hand to hand combat training manual and my father was a bouncer, we have weekly get-togethers to discuss tactics and new styles) they would need a trip to the hospital. We are essentially a gang ourselves, but we never do anything that gives the police reason to bother us. because we are smart and we dont do anything illegal to begin with. I've heard that I scare them. buahaha

back to the OT, people here tend to be a better cut than the people out where everyone else lives. The closest I've seen is someone taking up a pair of spots in the very VERY far back of the parking lot at a restaurant because they have a really nice car. Nobody parks back there anyways and I respect their choice, but even THAT happens rarely.

Task Force · 05-23-10, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by ivank

Oh! I have a story!
Last night some friends and I were hanging out at the local massive strip mall/IMAX place near us. We went to Taco Bell(my 1st time) and I parked 1 space away from the nearest car.(Something I always do) When we left Taco Bell like 20mins later some as*hole parked less then 3inches from me!(I know this because I went to Home Depot earlier and had measuring tape in the car. Well one of my friends had to climb on to my hood and in through the sunroof, i have an SUV so i did not care. But my other friend refused too. He wanted to confront the guy.

So we wait like 10 mins, and this guy ~18 comes out and he is dressed like one of those rappers but he is white

what is wrong with todays youth*? Anyway he sees us waiting and notices my door touching his car. So he starting cursing and pretending to be "gangster" my friend and him get into a verbal fight which ending with me yelling at my friend to enter my car. As we pull away, he says "yea thats right, run away you crackers"

Now I am thinking, I drive a close to 3 ton SUV, and he is in this beat up POS old small Honda. I could drive over his car! But what ever, I stopped and thought about it, and drove off.

But what nerve, what is wrong with these people.

*I say this, and I am only 18, I am just more mature I guess

I HATE those white *******s who think they are black... *******ing idiots they are.

Bubblehead Nuke · 05-23-10, 12:48 PM

The worst parking people by FAR are those who come to service stations/repair shops.

You can have a parking lot FULL of cars, people double parking all over the place and they will STILL pull right up to a just emptied bay and try to drive in.

Even better are those who park right in front of an just emptied bay, get out taking the keys WITH them and go inside. When you ask for the keys so you can move it they offer them to you asking if you are pulling them in right now, otherwise they prefer to hang on to their keys. They do this right in front of people who have been waiting for THEIR cars to be brought into the shop.

THAT is arrogance and bad parking all rolled into one.

DarkFish · 05-23-10, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by ivank

Oh! I have a story!
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But what nerve, what is wrong with these people.

Well I can understand he's mad at the world for being born without brain cells. But still he doesn't have to take it out on you. Instead he could just pretend he does have brains, couldn't he?

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Originally Posted by ivank

So we wait like 10 mins, and this guy ~18 comes out and he is dressed like one of those rappers but he is white

what is wrong with todays youth*?

*I say this, and I am only 18, I am just more mature I guess

Today's youth is okay, it's just those gangsta rappers that aren't.
They've always got those attitudes of "oh look how tough I am, I killed my little sister because my pathetic gangsta boss asked me and after that I stole some brand new bling bling stuff to make my utterly small d*ck look a little larger"

And now try to be so tough without having your guns on you. I beat your *sses so hard you won't be able to sit down for the entire rest of your pathetic little lives. Which won't be long probably, cause luckily those gangstas tend to have a rather short lifespan.

Admiral8Q · 05-23-10, 06:36 PM

Don't worry about those gangsta wannabees. They'll most likely live half their life in jail anyways.

Back on topic, those douchbags should take lessons on an expert on parking. Check this out, my mother sent me this link from Belgium!

ivank · 05-23-10, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Admiral8Q

Don't worry about those gangsta wannabees. They'll most likely live half their life in jail anyways.

Back on topic, those douchbags should take lessons on an expert on parking. Check this out, my mother sent me this link from Belgium!

Jimbuna · 05-24-10, 06:04 AM

Now that's what I call utilising every centimetre of space

TarJak · 05-24-10, 06:31 AM

Anyone just taking up two spaces is just not trying hard enough.

Jimbuna · 05-24-10, 07:02 AM

There's always room for one more.

ivank · 05-24-10, 11:01 AM

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There's always room for one more.

lol

tater · 05-24-10, 02:50 PM

It's always funny to me when I see someone in a car they likely think is really special taking 2 spaces. The chances that I think it's anything to right home about? Virtually zero. You know what, far away from the "good" spaces close in to a store, if I saw a DB-9, or even a nice bimer taking 2 spaces, no big deal. Instead, it's some goon with a Mitsubishi or something, really close to the store wasting two spaces. Or some SUV.

A key sign for SUVs is backing into spaces. I see many a soccer mom with 3d spacial impairment backing some SUV bus into a space—presumably because they are afraid of backing OUT after they leave. Their ability to stay between the lines seems to be small—doesn't help their truck takes all but a couple inches of the space.

ivank · 05-24-10, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by tater

It's always funny to me when I see someone in a car they likely think is really special taking 2 spaces. The chances that I think it's anything to right home about? Virtually zero. You know what, far away from the "good" spaces close in to a store, if I saw a DB-9, or even a nice bimer taking 2 spaces, no big deal. Instead, it's some goon with a Mitsubishi or something, really close to the store wasting two spaces. Or some SUV.

A key sign for SUVs is backing into spaces. I see many a soccer mom with 3d spacial impairment backing some SUV bus into a space—presumably because they are afraid of backing OUT after they leave. Their ability to stay between the lines seems to be small—doesn't help their truck takes all but a couple inches of the space.

About the SUV thing, I have yet to back into a space, I find it much easier to pull straight in, backing out of the parking space is easy in my mind

Blacklight · 05-24-10, 09:43 PM

Every other day when I go down to the local Dunkin' Donuts, there's this REALLY blinged out DAY-GLO GREEN station wagon (and I mean BLINGED with a capital BLINGED. The thing has shiny rims, tires that look solid and are only about an inch deep, air intake on the hood, tinted windows that look jet black, always super shiny and pristine, etc...) Well, every day I see this piece of work, it's always parked next to the handicapped space ON TOP OF THOSE BLOCKED OFF YELLOW SPACES WITH THE DIAGONAL LINES ON THEM. I'll try to get a pic of it when I go down there next.

I don't think I could get away with dropping off one of those flyers from "YouparklikeanA******.com around here though. In this town that I live in, the urban "thug life" is the "social norm" and what people seem to aspire to be here. And the "thug-lifes" vastly outnumber the "non-thug-lifes". I would probably be shot or something if anyone saw me putting something on their car around here.

05-22-10, 07:25 PM	#16
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	Heh. A white dude called you a cracker, huh? Identity crisis. Whatever, anyway glad the idiot didn't try to be real OG and cap you or anything. Sounds like he's a complete blowhard. __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

05-22-10, 07:38 PM	#18
Sledgehammer427 PacWagon Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Drinking coffee and staring at trees in Massachusetts Posts: 2,908 Downloads: 287 Uploads: 0	(we call them wiggers here) And my friends and I are not afraid to fight them. In high school we studied them and they never full-on bothered us, but we know from their fighting style that against any one of our friends (I am in possession of a USMC hand to hand combat training manual and my father was a bouncer, we have weekly get-togethers to discuss tactics and new styles) they would need a trip to the hospital. We are essentially a gang ourselves, but we never do anything that gives the police reason to bother us. because we are smart and we dont do anything illegal to begin with. I've heard that I scare them. buahaha back to the OT, people here tend to be a better cut than the people out where everyone else lives. The closest I've seen is someone taking up a pair of spots in the very VERY far back of the parking lot at a restaurant because they have a really nice car. Nobody parks back there anyways and I respect their choice, but even THAT happens rarely. __________________ Cold Waters Voice Crew - Fire Control Officer Cmdr O. Myers - C/O USS Nautilus (SS-168) 114,000 tons sunk - 4 Spec Ops completed V-boat Nutcase - Need supplies? Japanese garrison on a small island in the way? Just give us a call! D4C!

05-23-10, 06:36 PM	#22
Admiral8Q Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Prince Edward Island, Canada Posts: 1,077 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Don't worry about those gangsta wannabees. They'll most likely live half their life in jail anyways. Back on topic, those douchbags should take lessons on an expert on parking. Check this out, my mother sent me this link from Belgium! __________________

05-24-10, 06:04 AM	#24
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,540 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Now that's what I call utilising every centimetre of space __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-24-10, 07:02 AM	#26
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,540 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	There's always room for one more. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-23-10, 12:48 PM	#20
Bubblehead Nuke XO Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 435 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	The worst parking people by FAR are those who come to service stations/repair shops. You can have a parking lot FULL of cars, people double parking all over the place and they will STILL pull right up to a just emptied bay and try to drive in. Even better are those who park right in front of an just emptied bay, get out taking the keys WITH them and go inside. When you ask for the keys so you can move it they offer them to you asking if you are pulling them in right now, otherwise they prefer to hang on to their keys. They do this right in front of people who have been waiting for THEIR cars to be brought into the shop. THAT is arrogance and bad parking all rolled into one.

05-24-10, 06:31 AM	#25
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Anyone just taking up two spaces is just not trying hard enough.

05-24-10, 02:50 PM	#28
tater Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Mexico, USA Posts: 9,023 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 2	It's always funny to me when I see someone in a car they likely think is really special taking 2 spaces. The chances that I think it's anything to right home about? Virtually zero. You know what, far away from the "good" spaces close in to a store, if I saw a DB-9, or even a nice bimer taking 2 spaces, no big deal. Instead, it's some goon with a Mitsubishi or something, really close to the store wasting two spaces. Or some SUV. A key sign for SUVs is backing into spaces. I see many a soccer mom with 3d spacial impairment backing some SUV bus into a space—presumably because they are afraid of backing OUT after they leave. Their ability to stay between the lines seems to be small—doesn't help their truck takes all but a couple inches of the space.

05-24-10, 09:43 PM	#30
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	Every other day when I go down to the local Dunkin' Donuts, there's this REALLY blinged out DAY-GLO GREEN station wagon (and I mean BLINGED with a capital BLINGED. The thing has shiny rims, tires that look solid and are only about an inch deep, air intake on the hood, tinted windows that look jet black, always super shiny and pristine, etc...) Well, every day I see this piece of work, it's always parked next to the handicapped space ON TOP OF THOSE BLOCKED OFF YELLOW SPACES WITH THE DIAGONAL LINES ON THEM. I'll try to get a pic of it when I go down there next. I don't think I could get away with dropping off one of those flyers from "YouparklikeanA******.com around here though. In this town that I live in, the urban "thug life" is the "social norm" and what people seem to aspire to be here. And the "thug-lifes" vastly outnumber the "non-thug-lifes". I would probably be shot or something if anyone saw me putting something on their car around here. __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"