Reasons I Don't Like SH3

[krashkart]

SH3 blows goats! Especially that GWX thingy.


Reasons I don't like SH3:

1.) It doesn't have any bunny-launching rocket launchers.
2.) No sticky bombs!
3.) It does not require a constant intarwebs connection.
4.) The graphics are too realistic. Why didn't the devs use eye-pleasing ASCII instead??
5.) IT'S MOD-ABLE! Good games cannot be changed in any way. At all. Period.
6.) It does not dispense beer, even though there is a case of beer clearly visible in the radio compartment!
7.) It doesn't leave me with much to complain about. Except now.
8.) My computer can actually run it. Good games cannot be run on a computer that I can afford!
9.) It takes up less than 8GB of hard drive space.
10.) There's only nine reasons to dislike it.




































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