Down Periscope Mod for SH5 - Page 2

Piddyx · 03-15-10, 11:31 PM

Despite some minor complaints, I am still playing SH5. After a long day at work I need my WW2 fix before I can relax.

I'm thinking though, they might have done a little better with the characters though. I like the concept, but they seem a little flat. That is why I would like to announce I have begun development of a "Down Periscope" for for SH5.

For those who are unfamiliar, "Down Periscope" was a Kelsey Grammer (a.k.a. Fraiser) vehicle made in the mid 90s. It was written by Hugh Wilson, who created the police academy series; apparently in order to settle a bet with Joe Eszterhas (showgirls, among others) about who is a bigger hack. I don't know who won the bet, but it sure was not a very good movie. However, it's formulaic oddball cast would be perfect for Silent Hunter 5!

Replace the one eyed nazi with a skin of Rob Schneider! A fat unhygienic Ken Hudson Campbell as the cook! We could take an audio clips from the movie so they have something to say:

"There was a FINGERNAIL in my FOOD, ya fatass moron! Yesterday, there was a BAND-AID!"
"Sorry, sir. The band-aid was holding the fingernail on."

Patton Oswalt as the radio man and that goofy looking Harland Williams as the wacky sonar man (you would recognize him, although I can't think of a good movie) And of coarse, the guys who gives the missions will be Rip Torn.

We can finally do something interesting with the crews skills. The sonar man can fool destroyers by making whale noises. Use the Special Meal skill to much and the cook will let off a fart that will give away the sub's position. +3 moral for sexually harassing the female crew member.

I think it can really make SH5 come alive.

03-15-10, 11:31 PM	#1
Piddyx Watch Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 18 Downloads: 9 Uploads: 0	Down Periscope Mod for SH5 Despite some minor complaints, I am still playing SH5. After a long day at work I need my WW2 fix before I can relax. I'm thinking though, they might have done a little better with the characters though. I like the concept, but they seem a little flat. That is why I would like to announce I have begun development of a "Down Periscope" for for SH5. For those who are unfamiliar, "Down Periscope" was a Kelsey Grammer (a.k.a. Fraiser) vehicle made in the mid 90s. It was written by Hugh Wilson, who created the police academy series; apparently in order to settle a bet with Joe Eszterhas (showgirls, among others) about who is a bigger hack. I don't know who won the bet, but it sure was not a very good movie. However, it's formulaic oddball cast would be perfect for Silent Hunter 5! Replace the one eyed nazi with a skin of Rob Schneider! A fat unhygienic Ken Hudson Campbell as the cook! We could take an audio clips from the movie so they have something to say: "There was a FINGERNAIL in my FOOD, ya fatass moron! Yesterday, there was a BAND-AID!" "Sorry, sir. The band-aid was holding the fingernail on." Patton Oswalt as the radio man and that goofy looking Harland Williams as the wacky sonar man (you would recognize him, although I can't think of a good movie) And of coarse, the guys who gives the missions will be Rip Torn. We can finally do something interesting with the crews skills. The sonar man can fool destroyers by making whale noises. Use the Special Meal skill to much and the cook will let off a fart that will give away the sub's position. +3 moral for sexually harassing the female crew member. I think it can really make SH5 come alive.