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Jimbuna · 12-23-09, 12:01 PM

Don't worry Dowly, considering your response toward them they'll probably return tomorrow with a sweet looking blonde haired, blue eyed male colleague to give you some support and advise on how to 'come out' more often

AVGWarhawk · 12-23-09, 12:04 PM

That is why I wonder what the disappointment was except that you did not ask them in to discuss the good book and whatever else they got to offer.

As stated in this thread, some of these chick would ride you like a rental car on spring break.

I see an opportunity lost in this instance.

August · 12-23-09, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by OneToughHerring

Those religious converters are so good it's scary. I mean, they had the perfect 'sales pitch' (good looking girls) in order to get someone like you to join up.

Except that apparently it didn't work on Dowly which might mean many things but him not being religious is probably not first on the list...

GoldenRivet · 12-23-09, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

My doorbell rang just now and when I opened the door 2 extremely beautiful girls stood there.

"The ****?" I though at first, then they gave me these leaflets about god and how it's great to believe and stuff.

Thank you religion, I'll be using the blue pill for the rest of my life after that disappointment.

thats a game we play in my neighborhood.

you are supposed to invite them in, and you have 20 minutes to deflower as least one of them.... ideally you deflower the both of them, though not impossible, this is a major challenge.

you cannot use any roofies or alcohol of any sort... so dont even go there Dowly ;-)

this is a win win situation.

If you win the game, you deflowered at least one hot "hard target"

if you "lose" the game... they stop coming to your house to give you those little pamphlets.

either way you win!

Besides... in my experience, those ultra religious girls are wound up so tight... you show the slightest of sexual interest in them and they go wild.

12-23-09, 01:53 PM

You should have invited them in to debate the subject.

SteamWake · 12-23-09, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

leaflets about god and how it's great to believe and stuff.

LOL this made me laugh in that it sums it up in just a few words.

SteamWake · 12-23-09, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

thats a game we play in my neighborhood.

you are supposed to invite them in, and you have 20 minutes to deflower as least one of them.... ideally you deflower the both of them, though not impossible, this is a major challenge.

you cannot use any roofies or alcohol of any sort... so dont even go there Dowly ;-)

this is a win win situation.

If you win the game, you deflowered at least one hot "hard target"

if you "lose" the game... they stop coming to your house to give you those little pamphlets.

either way you win!

Besides... in my experience, those ultra religious girls are wound up so tight... you show the slightest of sexual interest in them and they go wild.

While funny it soulds like a great way to end up in a lot of trouble

AVGWarhawk · 12-23-09, 02:01 PM

Dowly, you could have invited them in and looked at their material. You could have shown them your panzer. Could have been a great afternoon for you.

Shearwater · 12-23-09, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Torplexed

Consider yourself lucky. I always seem to get the pimply-faced guys who stammer.

There's always two guys I see here in the pedestrian zone that are always trying to talk to people in weirdly accented German. I guess they're Mormons. At first I thought they were gay fashion models.
No desire to deflower those, fwiw.

nikimcbee · 12-23-09, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

My doorbell rang just now and when I opened the door 2 extremely beautiful girls stood there.

"The ****?" I though at first, then they gave me these leaflets about god and how it's great to believe and stuff.

Thank you religion, I'll be using the blue pill for the rest of my life after that disappointment.

Dowly: Here's what you should have done.

GoldenRivet · 12-23-09, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SteamWake

While funny it soulds like a great way to end up in a lot of trouble

Yes... it is intended for comedy purposes only.

I do not recommend any one actually adopt this practice into every day life.

Task Force · 12-23-09, 02:57 PM

Lol, glad I dont get these religious things here...

AVGWarhawk · 12-23-09, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Task Force

Lol, glad I dont get these religious things here...

That is because you are in a top secret underground bunker.

Task Force · 12-23-09, 03:10 PM

I know... the miss... err corn silo scares them away...

SgtPotato · 12-23-09, 03:50 PM

Jevonath's witnesses (I can't remember how it's spelled) and Scientology are the worst thing to show up at your door.

12-23-09, 12:01 PM	#16
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Don't worry Dowly, considering your response toward them they'll probably return tomorrow with a sweet looking blonde haired, blue eyed male colleague to give you some support and advise on how to 'come out' more often __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,261 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	That is why I wonder what the disappointment was except that you did not ask them in to discuss the good book and whatever else they got to offer. As stated in this thread, some of these chick would ride you like a rental car on spring break. I see an opportunity lost in this instance. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,261 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Dowly, you could have invited them in and looked at their material. You could have shown them your panzer. Could have been a great afternoon for you. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Lol, glad I dont get these religious things here... __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

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Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	I know... the miss... err corn silo scares them away... __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

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SgtPotato Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In your ocean, sinking your ships Posts: 721 Downloads: 96 Uploads: 0	Jevonath's witnesses (I can't remember how it's spelled) and Scientology are the worst thing to show up at your door. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]