Goodbye Grandad - Page 2

Jimbuna · 07-30-09, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

LOL I lost one of my grandfathers when I wasn 5 the other one is still kicking at 98! Long may he keep on going. And I don't live in the sticks where longdrop dunny's are needed.

Yeah, but you told me in Houston you still long for electricity and running water

Sailor Steve · 07-30-09, 11:08 AM

TJ, I'll see your 'Grandad' and raise you one I heard when I was driving charter vans:

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my dad did; not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Task Force · 07-30-09, 11:09 AM

lol@sailorsteve.:rotfl:

Biggles · 07-30-09, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Task Force

lol@sailorsteve.:rotfl:

Bah that was an old joke.

I don't have a better one though

Sailor Steve · 07-30-09, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Bah that was an old joke.

I don't have a better one though

Well, I'm an old dude. And who knows how old you were when I was driving charter vans, which was twenty-five years ago.

Oh, wait, I did it a second time, and that was only eight years ago.

But which time did I hear it first? I don't remember.

I hate getting old. I think I'll start getting younger again.

Jimbuna · 07-30-09, 11:37 AM

The old uns are still the best Steve

.....even their jokes

Sailor Steve · 07-30-09, 12:51 PM

OUCH!

FIREWALL · 07-30-09, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

TJ, I'll see your 'Grandad' and raise you one I heard when I was driving charter vans:

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my dad did; not screaming in terror like his passengers.

That is Hilarious Steve

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Jimbuna · 07-30-09, 01:16 PM

We call our grandad "Spiderman".

He hasn't got any super powers - he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.

07-30-09, 11:08 AM	#17
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	TJ, I'll see your 'Grandad' and raise you one I heard when I was driving charter vans: I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my dad did; not screaming in terror like his passengers. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

07-30-09, 11:09 AM	#18
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	lol@sailorsteve.:rotfl: __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

07-30-09, 11:37 AM	#21
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The old uns are still the best Steve .....even their jokes __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-30-09, 12:51 PM	#22
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	OUCH! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

07-30-09, 01:16 PM	#24
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	We call our grandad "Spiderman". He hasn't got any super powers - he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!