Luxury Yacht Company Offers Pirate-Hunting Cruises

[Raptor1]

Originally Posted by XTBilly

Yaght armament price catalogue (per day):

Economical
.45 cal pistol 5$
.30 cal machine gun 15$
.50 cal machine gun 20$

First class
20mm cannon 40$
20mm cannon double 60$
40mm cannon 80$

Luxury class
Quad Pom-Pom 150$
3in gun 220$
4in gun 280$
5in gun 350$
88mm gun 420$
6in gun 500$
6in gun x2 800$

For special and tactical clients, a Somalia beach invasion, air&sea supported will be offered for free!

Since when is 88mm better than 4" and 5"...?

[XTBilly]

Originally Posted by Raptor1

Since when is 88mm better than 4" and 5"...?

No one said it's better.

Just more famous!!

If you're interested, we can make a discount for you, because after some posts in a submarine forum a lot of our clients turned to a rival company featuring Oto Melara, Exocet & Harpoon!:rotfl::rotfl:

[Onkel Neal]

Originally Posted by Skybird

The only question that matters is whether or not it will help to make shipping more secure.

If so we can dismantle national navies and replace them with state-subsidised yacht cruises for everybody.

Haha, I knew you were a capitalist in your heart

[Skybird]

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Haha, I knew you were a capitalist in your heart

To major degrees I am, and never said anything different. In too many regards, for a lefty's taste. In too few regards, for a conservative's taste. I believe in healthy competition of creative energy and invention. But I also believe in social and communal responsibility.

[Onkel Neal]

Originally Posted by Skybird

To major degrees I am, and never said anything different. In too many regards, for a lefty's taste. In too few regards, for a conservative's taste. I believe in healthy competition of creative energy and invention. But I also believe in social and communal responsibility.

I know you were joking about the navy by subscription, but I like the way you merged concepts, very clever.

[geetrue]

[quote=SUBMAN1;1126711]Leave it to the Russians. They will fix things. I'm beginning to think Russian has the only common sense left[\quote]

Reminds me of what it must have been like in the twenties and thirties ... You know like when the rich people would pay for tiger hunts on top of elephants wearing pith helmets and sniffing whatever they sniffed in those days.

The thrill of the hunt I think they call it.