Satan - Page 2

bookworm_020 · 04-19-09, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Planning to end the Good vs Evil argument once and for all, God tells Satan he's going to resolve it in court.

Satan says "Bad idea. You'll lose."

God asks him "What makes you think so?"

Satan replies "Where are you going to find a lawyer?"

My wife can attest to that! She works for a bunch of them!

Jimbuna · 04-19-09, 07:52 AM

And God said: 'Let there be satan, so people don't blame everything
on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on
satan."

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Did you hear about the dyslexic kid who was grounded at Christmas?

Turns out he wrote his letter to satan.

04-19-09, 07:52 AM	#17
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,645 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	And God said: 'Let there be satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on satan." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the dyslexic kid who was grounded at Christmas? Turns out he wrote his letter to satan. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!