After Gagarin's first flight into space

Schroeder · 04-01-09, 06:06 AM

After Yuri Gagarin returned from his space flight in 1961 he was invited to meet with the Soviet leader, Mr. Krushchev.
After some talking Krushchev finally asks:

K: So comrade Gagarin, did you see god up there?

G: Yes, comrade I did.

K: Damn it, that's against the view of the world of communism....if the people hear of that that might undermine our entire government organisation. O.K. here are the keys to a West-German car. They are yours but I don't have to remind you that you didn't see anything up there, do I?

Gagarin takes the keys and leaves the Kremlin satisfied with how the meeting went.

Later that year he meets with Pope John XXIII in the Vatican.
After some talk about space flights in general the Pope finally asks:
P: So Yuri my son, did you see god up there?

G: I'm afraid I didn't.

P: Holy shhhhhhhining thing, I feared that would happen.... Look Yuri here is a suitcase full of ancient gold coins. It is yours to take just don't forget that you HAVE seen god up there, right?

Gagarin takes the suitcase and leaves the Vatican satisfied with how the meeting went.

A few weeks later he meets with President Kennedy in Washington.
After some talk about the advantages of capitalism and democracy Kennedy finally asks:
K: So Mr. Gagarin did you see god up there:

G: Yes I did.

K: That is great news! It proves the communistic system to be wrong and supports what most of my voters believe in.

Gagarin smiles, looks Kennedy in the eyes and says:
G: SHE is BLACK.

I hope my translation didn't ruin the joke.

Kratos · 04-01-09, 06:18 AM

He He a didnt know you HAD a sense of humour Schroeder

Schroeder · 04-01-09, 06:27 AM

Just by accident.

Sailor Steve · 04-01-09, 04:18 PM

:rotfl:

Good one! And one I hadn't heard before, which is rare.

bookworm_020 · 04-02-09, 12:40 AM

Nice one!

Christopher Snow · 04-02-09, 12:53 AM

bah..see below.

Christopher Snow · 04-02-09, 12:55 AM

Funny joke....but of course "she" ISN'T black

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Moreover "she" isn't a SHE. And she certainly isn't THAT particular...very popular, "she." No. Not hardly.

11:58.01 here 4-1-09.

CS

04-01-09, 06:06 AM	#1
Schroeder Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Banana Republic of Germany Posts: 6,170 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	After Gagarin's first flight into space After Yuri Gagarin returned from his space flight in 1961 he was invited to meet with the Soviet leader, Mr. Krushchev. After some talking Krushchev finally asks: K: So comrade Gagarin, did you see god up there? G: Yes, comrade I did. K: Damn it, that's against the view of the world of communism....if the people hear of that that might undermine our entire government organisation. O.K. here are the keys to a West-German car. They are yours but I don't have to remind you that you didn't see anything up there, do I? Gagarin takes the keys and leaves the Kremlin satisfied with how the meeting went. Later that year he meets with Pope John XXIII in the Vatican. After some talk about space flights in general the Pope finally asks: P: So Yuri my son, did you see god up there? G: I'm afraid I didn't. P: Holy shhhhhhhining thing, I feared that would happen.... Look Yuri here is a suitcase full of ancient gold coins. It is yours to take just don't forget that you HAVE seen god up there, right? Gagarin takes the suitcase and leaves the Vatican satisfied with how the meeting went. A few weeks later he meets with President Kennedy in Washington. After some talk about the advantages of capitalism and democracy Kennedy finally asks: K: So Mr. Gagarin did you see god up there: G: Yes I did. K: That is great news! It proves the communistic system to be wrong and supports what most of my voters believe in. Gagarin smiles, looks Kennedy in the eyes and says: G: SHE is BLACK. I hope my translation didn't ruin the joke. __________________ Putting Germ back into Germany.

04-01-09, 06:18 AM	#2
Kratos Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,267 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	He He a didnt know you HAD a sense of humour Schroeder __________________

04-01-09, 06:27 AM	#3
Schroeder Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Banana Republic of Germany Posts: 6,170 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	Just by accident. __________________ Putting Germ back into Germany.

04-01-09, 04:18 PM	#4
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	:rotfl: Good one! And one I hadn't heard before, which is rare. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-02-09, 12:40 AM	#5
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Nice one! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

04-02-09, 12:53 AM	#6
Christopher Snow Engineer Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 201 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	bah..see below.

04-02-09, 12:55 AM	#7
Christopher Snow Engineer Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 201 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	Funny joke....but of course "she" ISN'T black . Moreover "she" isn't a SHE. And she certainly isn't THAT particular...very popular, "she." No. Not hardly. 11:58.01 here 4-1-09. CS