Female orgasm. - Page 2

TarJak · 03-04-09, 06:19 AM

I can't believe no-one has posted this old chestnut:
"How do you make a woman orgasm?

Who cares?

Jimbuna · 03-04-09, 06:45 AM

This bloke in the pub last night was boasting that when he orgasms, he ejaculates up to a pint of semen at a time.

I found that a bit hard to swallow.

Dowly · 03-04-09, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Spike88

Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel.

Sligtly OT, but there was this show about life of the elderly ppl and their sexlife this morning... never has my morning wood disappeared so quickly.

Platapus · 03-04-09, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Spike88

Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years.

You should have told her that "it" only happens after she cleans the house and fixes dinner.

<rimshot>

August · 03-04-09, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Dowly

never has my morning wood disappeared so quickly.

So far...

Aramike · 03-04-09, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

The trick isnt to make her orgasm, its having the nads to ask for a sandwich after.

"Lois, less talkey, more fetchy".

Etienne · 03-04-09, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

The trick isnt to make her orgasm, its having the nads to ask for a sandwich after.

If your girl refuses to do anything for you after sex - especially something as trivial as a sandwich - you haven't been doing it right.

Of course, it is more polite to wait until she stops shaking and / or regain consciousness.

antikristuseke · 03-04-09, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Etienne

Of course, it is more polite to wait until she stops shaking and / or regain consciousness.

I thought I was the only one who actualy use "Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?" as a pickup line.

Morts · 03-04-09, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

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Originally Posted by Etienne

Of course, it is more polite to wait until she stops shaking and / or regain consciousness.

I thought I was the only one who actualy use "Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?" as a pickup line.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

d@rk51d3 · 03-04-09, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Morts

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

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Originally Posted by Etienne

Of course, it is more polite to wait until she stops shaking and / or regain consciousness.

I thought I was the only one who actualy use "Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?" as a pickup line.

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

x2

geetrue · 03-04-09, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Okay, one question; Have any guys here ever faked an orgasm or is that totally limited to girls?

P.S. this is strictly concerning heterosexual relationships, you bastards

You can fake having a good time ... but its almost impossible to fake the wet spot

Falkirion · 03-04-09, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

This bloke in the pub last night was boasting that when he orgasms, he ejaculates up to a pint of semen at a time.

I found that a bit hard to swallow.

That's what she said!

Couldnt resist sorry

baggygreen · 03-04-09, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by geetrue

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

Okay, one question; Have any guys here ever faked an orgasm or is that totally limited to girls?

P.S. this is strictly concerning heterosexual relationships, you bastards

You can fake having a good time ... but its almost impossible to fake the wet spot

Easier when playing things safe though

Platapus · 03-05-09, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Etienne

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Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

The trick isnt to make her orgasm, its having the nads to ask for a sandwich after.

If your girl refuses to do anything for you after sex - especially something as trivial as a sandwich - you haven't been doing it right.

Of course, it is more polite to wait until she stops shaking and / or regain consciousness.

Or untie her.

Frame57 · 03-05-09, 05:43 PM

Do not tell any muslims about this because they will make their women have clitorectomies....OUCH!

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Frame57 Sea Lord Join Date: May 2008 Location: 1300 feet on the crapper Posts: 1,860 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Do not tell any muslims about this because they will make their women have clitorectomies....OUCH! __________________ "My Religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds." Albert Einstein

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TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	I can't believe no-one has posted this old chestnut: "How do you make a woman orgasm? Who cares?