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[Rockin Robbins]

I could have sworn that someone said all they were looking for was an edge... Well, Slightly Subnuclear Ordinance, SA has an edge for you, oh yes we do. Although not warranted against premature detonation, not politically correct, unsafe around children or pets, do not use if you plan to have children at any time in your future, we can provide you with that edge and more. Now available in a supply dump near you or now at any Wal-Mart, the Slightly Subnuclear Deck Gun looks like it's just what the doctor ordered.

The latest batch toss shells just brimming with 5,000 to 10,000 hitpoints of mayhem and if you buy now, we'll include our Slightly Subnuclear AA Amunition. Each of these babies packs as much punch as a 5" Slightly Subnuclear round, so just think what you can do with a 40mm salute! Budda-budda-budda-bye!

A little scene from our latest test run:



Three minutes' work. Slightly Subnuclear Ordinance--now you can die with a smile on your face!