W.'s Greatest Hits - Page 2

Kapt Z · 01-15-09, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Me too. Orating was not W-yas strong points. If he has any strong points:hmm:

I have a feeling that two of his strongest were not being Al Gore or John Kerry

Stiffs they were, but who are we kidding, my cat would have made a better president than 'W'.:rotfl:

Iceman · 01-15-09, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

George Bush is being giving his daily briefing. He is told that yesterday three Brazilian soldiers were killed.

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally he looks up with a devastated expression on his face and he asks, "How many is a brazillion?'

A Brazillion lol... that was good ...

Enigma · 01-15-09, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna
George Bush is being giving his daily briefing. He is told that yesterday three Brazilian soldiers were killed.

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sit stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally he looks up with a devastated expression on his face and he asks, "How many is a brazillion?'

A Brazillion lol... that was good ...

This is the best joke I've heard in ages. I've re-told it several times in the last few days. gets a belly laugh every time......

Jimbuna · 01-16-09, 06:57 AM

Last one (and a little more supportive) on Bush.....I promise

George W. Bush and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad meet in Tehran for peace talks following recent hostilities. As they're sat down, Bush notices three buttons on the side of his chair.

He pushes the first one and a boot comes flying out of nowhere kicking him in the shins. The Iranian president falls about laughing.

He pushes the second button and a boxing glove comes flying through the air and hits him in the face. Again the Iranian president pisses himself laughing.

He pushes the third button tentatively and another boot comes flying out of nowhere and kicks him in the balls. Eyes watering, he falls to the floor while the Iranian president struggles for air as he's laughing so hard.

Bush staggers to his feet and announces that he's going to Washington - the Iranian president will be welcome to resume talks in three days.

Three days pass and the Iranian president arrives in Washington for the talks.

As he sits down in his seat he notices three buttons on the side. Eyeing them suspiciously, he presses the first one.

Nothing happens........ Bush starts giggling.

He winces as he pushes the second one. Again, nothing.... Bush starts laughing harder.

He grimaces as he pushes the third one. Once more, nothing happens..... Bush falls out of his seat laughing.

The Iranian president gets up in a huff and announces, "I'm going back to Iran."

Gasping for air, Bush replies, "What Iran?"

U-104 · 01-16-09, 07:42 AM

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01-16-09, 06:57 AM	#19
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,645 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Last one (and a little more supportive) on Bush.....I promise George W. Bush and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad meet in Tehran for peace talks following recent hostilities. As they're sat down, Bush notices three buttons on the side of his chair. He pushes the first one and a boot comes flying out of nowhere kicking him in the shins. The Iranian president falls about laughing. He pushes the second button and a boxing glove comes flying through the air and hits him in the face. Again the Iranian president pisses himself laughing. He pushes the third button tentatively and another boot comes flying out of nowhere and kicks him in the balls. Eyes watering, he falls to the floor while the Iranian president struggles for air as he's laughing so hard. Bush staggers to his feet and announces that he's going to Washington - the Iranian president will be welcome to resume talks in three days. Three days pass and the Iranian president arrives in Washington for the talks. As he sits down in his seat he notices three buttons on the side. Eyeing them suspiciously, he presses the first one. Nothing happens........ Bush starts giggling. He winces as he pushes the second one. Again, nothing.... Bush starts laughing harder. He grimaces as he pushes the third one. Once more, nothing happens..... Bush falls out of his seat laughing. The Iranian president gets up in a huff and announces, "I'm going back to Iran." Gasping for air, Bush replies, "What Iran?" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-16-09, 07:42 AM	#20
U-104 Grey Wolf Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: United States Posts: 797 Downloads: 187 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl: __________________ My heart is steadfast, O God. I will sing and make music with all my soul. Ps. 108:1 Survival of the fittest does not explain arrival of the fittest. we live in a single spoken sentence.. "God said, let there be"