Achmed gets to meet his 72 virgins - Page 2

HunterICX · 01-04-09, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by A Very Super Market

It has to be a joke vid, why would terrorists put such an embarrasing video for everyone to see?

Because they do that more often?

HunterICX

Schroeder · 01-04-09, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockstar

I suspect it was real. After the explosion any survivors ran out of the area leaving comrads and equipment behind. Troops sent to search the area probably found the camera and itty bitty peices of the star of the show.

If you want to fake something like that, would your cameraman stand there like a statue or would he be acting as if he were scared and shocked = running away from the explosion?

Fincuan · 01-04-09, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by HunterICX

Because they do that more often?

...and even more often http://www.apacheclips.com/media/633...r_Muji_Mortar/

A Very Super Market · 01-04-09, 12:01 PM

Ah, the internet, bringing everbody to shame since 1999.

Frame57 · 01-04-09, 12:49 PM

Maybe it is their version of "Jackass".

Oberon · 01-04-09, 01:52 PM

Allah Ack-bang!

Although it's not just Achmed who makes mistakes, it's just he generally kills himself doing them, we learnt to stop doing a long time ago:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j7JiaokM46k

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tkE-cC...eature=related

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=axk76-...eature=related

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TlcFvrbRVvs

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iyAMC7miuy4

And one of my favourites:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KrlU-vXC4BA

SandyCaesar · 01-04-09, 02:16 PM

"Mr. Achmed, sir? I have good news: your application for transfer from the Artillery to the Suicide Corps has been granted...effective immediately."

And for those videos...:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

FIREWALL · 01-04-09, 02:20 PM

Why 72 ?

Those short dicked mo fo's have trouble with one fat wore-out one.

SteamWake · 01-04-09, 08:07 PM

Heh.. leads creedence to the old phrase... "Stuff happens" :p

Monica Lewinsky · 01-04-09, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by FIREWALL

Why 72 ?

Those short dicked mo fo's have trouble with one fat wore-out one.

I assume you were peeking when you verified this statement? :p

August · 01-04-09, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

And one of my favourites:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KrlU-vXC4BA

In all fairness Low Altitude Parachute Extractions (LAPES) have never been a completely reliable means for delivering stuff to the battlefield. It's been a long time since i had to know this but iirc it has an average success rate somewhere around 80-90%.

bookworm_020 · 01-04-09, 08:27 PM

His 72 virgins will be some nuns armed with baseball bats!

01-04-09, 08:44 PM

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4I6-2N...eature=related

August · 01-04-09, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by OneToughHerring

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4I6-2N...eature=related

That kind of thing used to be called "The fog of war" and sadly it has happened to every military in every war throughout history.

NeonSamurai · 01-05-09, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by AngusJS

Also, wouldn't you be able to hear the incoming rounds in the video?

That's Hollywood.. If you hear the shells it usually means the shells missed and went over head. Your typical artillery shell is supersonic, so it goes faster then the sound it makes. The only time you would hear it before it hit you is if it were subsonic.

01-04-09, 12:01 PM	#19
A Very Super Market The Old Man Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Deep in the Wild Canadian suburbs. Posts: 1,468 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Ah, the internet, bringing everbody to shame since 1999. __________________ The entire German garrison of Vanviken, right here in your thread!

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Frame57 Sea Lord Join Date: May 2008 Location: 1300 feet on the crapper Posts: 1,860 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	Maybe it is their version of "Jackass". __________________ "My Religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds." Albert Einstein

01-04-09, 02:16 PM	#22
SandyCaesar Chief Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: HMS Thanatus Posts: 325 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	"Mr. Achmed, sir? I have good news: your application for transfer from the Artillery to the Suicide Corps has been granted...effective immediately." And for those videos...:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: __________________ Vanvikan, Feb. 2009: ordinary human, KIA, night 4 HMS Thanatus, May 2009: ??? human, KIA, night 7

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FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	Why 72 ? Those short dicked mo fo's have trouble with one fat wore-out one. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

01-04-09, 08:27 PM	#27
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	His 72 virgins will be some nuns armed with baseball bats! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

01-04-09, 01:52 PM	#21
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Allah Ack-bang! Although it's not just Achmed who makes mistakes, it's just he generally kills himself doing them, we learnt to stop doing a long time ago: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j7JiaokM46k http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tkE-cC...eature=related http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=axk76-...eature=related http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TlcFvrbRVvs http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iyAMC7miuy4 And one of my favourites: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KrlU-vXC4BA

01-04-09, 08:07 PM	#24
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Heh.. leads creedence to the old phrase... "Stuff happens" :p

01-04-09, 08:44 PM	#28
OneToughHerring Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4I6-2N...eature=related